Child Molester With Dirt on Clintons Suddenly Loses Will to Live
Yes, we know, shocking, isn't it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We're not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now…
In Chicago and Baltimore They Call it “A Day Ending in the Letter “Y””
We won't delve too deep into the recent Attacks of the Incel Millennials™ in El Paso and Dayton, the sight of shitlibs dancing across the still warm corpses makes us…
The Angela Merkel Dividend
The sow Merkel's poisonous "diversity" policies keep producing results: A chilling incident in which a young boy and his mother were pushed in front of a high-speed train by an…
They Just Can’t Resist Stepping On Those Rakes, Can They?
So the President tweeted this: ....As proven last week during a Congressional tour, the Border is clean, efficient & well run, just very crowded. Cumming District is a disgusting, rat…
Hoo Boy, They Sure Muellered That One Up!
What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, "The Day Trump Won Re-election." We didn't sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor…
As a Matter of Fact, Give Her a Ride in a Helicopter There
So the outrage du jour appears to be that some people chanted something, and that's just the worst thing EVAH! Why, we're literally to the point where death squads are…
The Queef Squad
Over the past week we learned that we are now supposed to refer to the Democrat Adolescent Mean Girl Caucus as "The Squad" because, who knows? In case you've been…
And You Don’t Even Have to Pay at the Entrance!
Yet another random thought. Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that…
Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics
During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing…
Leftist Fascists Finally Find a Victim They’re Not Intimidated By…
...and it's an 8 year old girl. The parents of “Mini AOC” – the popular Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez impersonator – are reportedly calling it quits, stopping the spoofs and deleting accounts…
You Know, Back Then It Was a JOKE
You could argue it still is, it's just not quite as funny anymore. Found at Ace's: Did Castro just say Trans Females have a right to an abortion? What?— Mark…
You Can’t Stop the Signal
Well, didn't take long for the WebStapo at Google to get their butt-boys at Vimeo to yank The Video That Must Not Be Seen™ about their plans to rig the…
This Week, in “Cultural Enrichment”
As we continue waiting to see what the final outcome of the standoff between the Prozi Party/Chamber of Commerce coalition and the Trump Administration will be, we take a look…
Dumbest News of the Week
Religious fundamentalists take over knitting website, announces ban of all heretics: According to an announcement at Ravelry's website, "We are banning support of Donald Trump and his administration on Ravelry."…
Don’t Be Evil (UPDATED)
Google, still in shock over 2016 and hell bent and determined to do everything in their power to rig the election properly in 2020, marches on: Meanwhile, crickets in DC…