This Week, in “Cultural Enrichment”

As we continue waiting to see what the final outcome of the standoff between the Prozi Party/Chamber of Commerce coalition and the Trump Administration will be, we take a look overseas to the enlightened, vibrant and ever-so-more “enriched” nation of Sweden:

An unaccompanied 17-year-old migrant boy is suspected of having raped a much younger girl in the foster family where he was placed.

“Gee thanks for taking me in! Say, that’s an awfully pretty little girl, that daughter of yours. Mind if I rape her a bit? Just to show my appreciation of your hospitality?”

In his defence, he explained during the interrogation that this was perfectly legal in his home country, and no one told him otherwise in Sweden, the newspaper Lokaltidningen reported.

If that’s a “defense…” The fact alone that he allegedly hails from a “country” where child rape is perfectly legal should probably have raised a flag or two with Swedish authorities. If they’d been anything even remotely resembling “sane”, that is.

“[NN] has admitted the event to some extent but stated that he does not know the laws that apply in the country with regard to sex and cohabitation. Rectors at schools are obliged to inform every single person about the rules that apply to sex and cohabitation in Sweden,” the administrative court said, as quoted by Lokaltidningen.

However, it also transpired that the accused was clearly explained the rules that apply in Sweden to sexual relations at his previous accommodations.

So he’s a slow learner! IT’S NOT HIS FAULT, YOU RACISTS!!!

And just as you thought this story couldn’t get any more atrocious/insane/ridiculous, enter the “guardian” of the child rapist:

The suspect’s legal guardian pointed out that the 17-year-old does well at school. He also described the event as a “one-off” and stressed that taking the boy into special care would destroy his progress.

Apparently he’s only a slow learner when it comes to explaining to him that raping little girls isn’t something a human being would do. Other than that, he’s a genuine Einstein, and really shouldn’t be taken out of school just because of a single, innocent rape of a child. It could harm his scholastic prospects, don’t you know?

Not mentioned, the prospects of the child who’ll have to spend the rest of her life with the memory of being raped by a knuckledragging, subhuman, ululating goat herder.

The court, for once, wasn’t having any, however:

However, the administrative court didn’t share this attitude and decided that the 17-year-old should be placed in special care for six months with immediate effect. In due course, he will be prosecuted for rape against children.

The investigation also revealed suspicions that the alleged culprit may in fact be over 20 years old. In this case, the penalty will be longer.

As “much” as 2 to 8 years, in fact. For raping a child.

Ah, “cultural diversity and enrichment”. It is to die for!

Or of, as they case might be.

Thatisall.