Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 6, 2020
Dr. Deborah Birx said Saturday that Americans should especially focus on social distancing guidelines in the next two weeks to prevent the spread of the coronavirus.
“This is the moment to not be going to the grocery store, not going to the pharmacy, but doing everything you can to keep your family and your friends safe,” she said.
Not to worry, you daft cow. A few more weeks on the mindless, bovine, stampeding hysteria brought on by you and your ilk and nobody will be going to the grocery store unless grocery stores all over the country institute a bartering system.
You see, grocery stores and the like insist on you handing over money for the goods you buy, something that somebody who’s been unemployed per Commissariat Diktat for weeks is unlikely to have any of.
And it’s not like anybody really needs such “non-essentials” as food and medicine, is it?
But why would you and your fellow fat suits in “essential” government sinecures give a shit about that?
It’s not like YOU lot are sacrificing anything while demanding that the rest of us DO.
YOUR paychecks are secure until the heat death of the universe, aren’t they?
The rest of us? Just eat a bullet and quit being such a burden on the supply chain, why don’t we?
Just fuck off and die already, you insufferable, ignorant, soulless cunt, and don’t be tardy about it, if you please.
Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 5, 2020
(H/t Instapundit).
Australian national treasure, Tim Blair, delivers a brutal smackdown to an angry letter his newspaper got from the Chinese Communist Biowarfare Party:
Following is a point-by-point response to the Consulate General and China’s communist dictatorship:
Recently the Daily Telegraph has published a number of reports and opinions about China’s response to COVID-19 that are full of ignorance, prejudice and arrogance.
If a state-owned newspaper in China received this kind of complaint, subsequent days would involve journalists waking up in prison with their organs harvested.
Tracing the origin of the virus is a scientific issue that requires professional, science-based assessment.
Sure it does. How professional and science-based was the claim published on March 12 by China’s foreign ministry spokesman Zhao Lijian that “it might be US Army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan”?
The origin of the virus is still undetermined, and the World Health Organization has named the novel coronavirus “COVID-19”.
The World Health Organisation also appointed Zimbabwean murderer Robert Mugabe as its Goodwill Ambassador and declared on March 2 that the “stigma” of the coronavirus “is more dangerous than the virus itself”.
The World Health Organisation does a lot of stupid stuff.
Do go read the rest of it, it’s absolutely awesome. AND it was printed on a two page spread in The Daily Telegraph!
Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 5, 2020
At CTH:
There’s something really odd, a profound disconnect of sorts, between what the media is sharing and the reality of what the general public is reporting from their own experience.
According to most national media hospitals are overwhelmed with coronavirus patients.
U.S. media claim doctors and nurses are collapsing under the stress and strain of conditions they describe as “war zones” in the battle against COVID-19.
Media are now reporting about nurses and doctors committing suicide as they try to deal with severe PTSD, and psychological trauma, as a result of endless shifts in overcrowded hospitals filled with desperate and dying patients. Additionally, refrigerated trailers now fill with piles of dead bodies as the morgues are overwhelmed with deceased coronavirus patients.
[…]
However, there is a disconnect.
I’m not talking a little disconnect; there is a profound and entirely opposite set of reports from nurses, doctors and healthcare workers –in multiple states– who are being laid-off, sent home, told not to come in; and doctors worried of losing their practices because hospitals, and their offices are completely empty.
For every media claim of overwhelmed hospital war-zones, there are a dozen reports from actual workers, nurses, doctors and medical personnel reporting exactly the opposite; and yes, a disparity in reporting even in the New York metropolitan area.
Medical personnel in Wisconsin, Missouri, California, Florida, Colorado, Oregon, Georgia New Jersey, and every region in the USA are reporting there are few to no patients in their facility and the medical staff is being laid-off, or told to go home and/or stay home, because there is nothing to do.
(Do read the whole thing, then read the absolute torrent of corroborating statements from actual people in the healthcare sector.)
It’s funny, because His Imperial Majesty has made the exact same observation. We talk to a lot of medical professionals all over the country, a lot, and, to date, not a single one has said anything that matches the Apocalypse Now scenario, and more than a few have said things that corroborate the second part of CTH’s post. Nothing to do, things slowing down etc.
Yes, we know that the plural of “anecdote” isn’t “data” but we’re talking about a lot of “anecdotes” here, a LOT…
Draw your own conclusions.
Thatisall.
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Posted by LCBren on April 3, 2020
US intelligence agencies submitted a classified report to the White House last week in which they concluded the death and infection toll of the outbreak in China is being deliberately under-reported.
Oh gee…Ooh me oh my….
YA THINK??????
It took them THIS LONG to work out what the rest of us have known for MONTHS???
OF COURSE THEY FUCKING LIED
OF COURSE THEY HID THE TRUE FIGURES
OF FUCKING COURSE they let this thing loose and then made sure to tell no one….its not as if the Chi Com government has ever had a credibility problem up until now…..
I mean..I have to ask….what was your first clue, Sherlock???
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on April 1, 2020
From CNN, no less. “Hundreds of journalists are being laid off, right when the public needs them the most” “Need” them? For what, pray tell? We can’t wipe our arse with them, we can’t eat them, and we can’t wrap them around our faces to protect us from Chinese Lung AIDS. So what, exactly, is
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Posted by Opposable Thumbs on March 31, 2020
HOWDY, HUMANS! (and those of you who identify as something else…) Tomorrow, WordPress is pushing out a new upgrade, and I guess I should be around here to make sure it doesn’t break anything. While it is less troublesome than an average Windows 10 update, there are cases where plugins or the theme framework might
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 31, 2020
CBS uses Italian hospital footage to describe COVID-19 condition in New York Anything to fuel the panic, don’t you know? Because Orange Man Bad and we HAVE to get him out of office in November. Anybody ever thought how many people who get their news from nothing but the Enemedia give up and decide to
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 31, 2020
Fresh on the heels of the genocidal bio-warfare communist regime of China unleashing a pandemic on the world and giving it plenty of time to spread by lying about it, fresh on the heels of them trying to portray themselves as “victims” and “saviors” by selling faulty Chinese Lung AIDS tests at premium prices, we
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 29, 2020
It never works. As the economy continues to crater thanks to the media driven Zombie Apocalypse Panic (ably aided by the hair on fire chicken littles following the old dictum of “when in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout all over the dorkosphere), jobless claims go through the roof and our
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 28, 2020
Courtesy of the Danish newspaper, Jyllandsposten (of Mohammed cartoon fame), we bring you this: The genocidal Chinese Communist Party is already demanding an apology. We strongly suspect the response will be “which part of media freedom do you NOT understand?”, just as it was when the pisslamofascists made similar demands. Thatisall. Footnote: As of this
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