Fresh Meat
Posted by Emperor Misha I on September 12, 2019
Sorry we were away from the mic yesterday, but it was quite busy around these here parts.
And today, reading headlines like this one, we don’t much feel like posting anything at all:
Eighteen years after the September 11 jihad attacks that murdered nearly three thousand people, this is where we are: the Bloomfield Hills Baptist Church in Michigan has canceled an event called “9/11 forgotten? Is Michigan surrendering to Islam” under pressure from the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), a group with ties to Hamas and the Muslim Brotherhood.
Question asked and answered.
And it’s not just Michigan, it’s the entirety of the West.
While we’re busy wasting lives over Ashcanistan, a country not worth leasing out as a landfill, we’re importing, wholesale, the murderous, primitive, savages who murdered 3,000 innocent human beings on that dark day, 18 years ago.
Importing them so they can gun us down, blow us up, run us over and rape our children in our hometowns in the name of their pedophile prophet, whose name must not be mentioned lest we be branded “racist” and hounded from the public sphere, “cancelled” from our jobs and harassed at our homes.
18 years on and the only difference is that stating the blatantly obvious, that it’s the Islam, stupid, will now get your life destroyed, the press sicced on you and, in a disturbingly large number of Western countries, get you thrown in jail for good measure.
All while your pre-teen daughters are getting sodomized and murdered by primitive barbarians who must not be offended for any reason at all.
That’s what 18 years got us.
Nothing more.
Fuckitall.
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Posted by Azygos on September 6, 2019
The depraved madman that was Robert Mugabe died today. Law Dog has a bit to say about it. Its a thing of beauty.
“You were a degenerate, fathered by a rabid cane-rat upon a syphilitic warthog; whose only genuine claim to fame is not having the common decency to catch a bullet with your face in 1975.”
Please read the rest.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 30, 2019
But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I’m sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well, the blame for nobody knowing what was going on, that is.
All it was was a site migration of which we had been warned more than amply in advance. If we were in the habit of checking our email as often as we should, that is. So if it’s any consolation, we were as surprised as anybody else around here. Serves us right.
Other than that, we’ve been busy as per usual, sorry about that.
Not that there is much to report on, except the news that Jimmy the Weasel Comey will skate because of that old “can’t prove intent” canard. No, we’re not in the least surprised either. We had dared hope that maybe this time would be different, that maybe finally some member of the swamp would have to follow the same rules as are applied to the rest of us, but we’d only maintained the barest of hopes at that.
Good thing too, or our disappointment would have been much greater.
Once again we’ve all been reminded that there are two sets of rules, and the true criminals in government only have to follow the “do whatever, nothing will happen to you” set.
Normal people trying to get by honestly, on the other hand, will have the book thrown at them if they as much as think about stepping out of line.
Kurt Schlichter has it right:
Now that the FIB have been told that they can do whatever they want with no fear of consequences, they’re sure to continue business as usual.
And we, the people, are sure to treat any evidence provided by the FIB with all of the respect it deserves, which is to say none at all. Good luck with that in front of future jurors.
And all of this thanks to the garbage people of DC, the so-called “elite.”
Thatisall.
UPDATE:
And the “law”, in the form of the Dept. of “Justice” just proved both of them right, Mr. Jordan.
Helluva job!
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 20, 2019
Also known as Alinsky’s rule number 5.
As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee are making ruthless fun of them.
Last month, the satire site The Babylon Bee lawyered up after liberal fact-checker Snopes tried to deplatform it by calling it “fake news” and suggesting the Babylon Bee did not rise to the level of satire. The Babylon Bee’s lawyer sent a demand letter, and Snopes altered the offending article. But last week, Snopes unloaded two more attacks on the Bee, and the Bee vowed to keep fighting back.
One sure fire way of knowing if your hits are hurting is when your enemy is yelping and crying out in pain. Common sense, no? Also, “if you’re taking flak, you’re over the target.”
Did anybody among you ever feel the urge to hit somebody if they were insignificant and posed no threat to you? No? Of course not.
That’s why everybody with an IQ higher than that of a boiled carrot knows that if your enemy is ignoring you, you’re doing something wrong. You’re doing all of it wrong. Two basic rules of warfare:
1) If your enemy is freaking out, you need to keep doing what you’re doing, only harder and
2) Whatever your enemy is doing to you, you need to be doing to him as well, only you need to do it better. Because the only reason he’s doing it is because he hasn’t himself come up with a counter to it. Nobody but a complete idiot employs a tactic that he himself knows an easy counter to.
In this day and age, “freaking out” includes trying to deplatform and silence people who are hurting you, and that’s what that despicable shitlib “factchecking” site Snopes is trying to do here, and they’re not doing it because they’re not concerned.
And, back to Alinsky, nothing hurts worse, particularly if you’re a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of self-esteem than to be made fun of. He was absolutely right on that one. Most likely because he was, himself, a shitlib Puritan with absolutely no sense of humour and a comically inflated sense of self-esteem.
You see how that works? The thing that terrified him and his communist followers the most was people making fun of him, and that’s how he stupidly revealed the best weapon against him and his pestilent ilk.
Always be on the lookout for what the enemy wants to do or is doing against you, and you’ll immediately know the best way of quickly and effectively exterminating him. It’s not like it’s hard.
The Romans discovered that the most effective weapon of the Carthaginians during the 1st Punic War was their command of the sea, the superior Roman troops couldn’t fight the Punic arseholes if they couldn’t get their troops to them through their fleet, so the Romans built a fleet of their own. From fucking scratch. And won.
Want a more recent example? OK, take the German Blitzkrieg (which they never called it, funnily enough). They managed to almost win the war following that doctrine, a quite simple one consisting of concentrating your forces in one spot, create a hole, then pour through it and keep driving through the path of least resistance, altering their direction on the fly so as to keep the enemy always on the defensive, always reacting instead of acting. Their opponents kept trying to come up with a counter, nobody has yet found one, but one individual, a U.S. general name of Patton, you may have heard of him, decided to copy it.
And, lo and behold, after almost half a decade of the Allies fucking around trying to come up with a counter and failing utterly, he countered it simply by thinking “if the damned Krauts keep doing this, it must be because they haven’t come up with a way of countering it themselves.” And wouldn’t you know it? It worked!
So now, here we are, the Almighty Progressive Wave™ freaking the fuck out over people merely making fun of them?
It proves two things:
1) They’re losing badly.
2) The thing that’s really killing them is that we read their fucking book.
Thatisall.
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More Kibble
Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 20, 2019
Looks like they’re turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States, but cases continue to emerge in Los Angeles County, a new report says. We’re willing to bet you that you can’t guess what comes next, right? Dr. Ochoa and colleagues identified 187
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 19, 2019
It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It’s not that it’s completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on the island and it’s in quite the strategic location from our point of view. Just one little problem: It ain’t for sale. It’s part of
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2019
…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 18, 2019
So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 15, 2019
A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on August 11, 2019
Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein “suicide”, wrote a long letter to the AG. Still, he does make some good points. His Imperial Majesty, being all-knowing, the Emperor of the Known Universe and Outlying Galaxies etc. etc., has taken it upon himself
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Older Chewing Bones
These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.
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Question Asked and Answered
August 11th, 2019
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