If You’re Surprised, Please Raise Your Hand
But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I'm sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well,…
“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”
Also known as Alinsky's rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee…
Welcome to Medieval Times!
Looks like they're turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States http://kannenbesen.de/_private/deutschland/index.html%3Fp=123.html , but cases continue to emerge…
No, Really, Greenland isn’t for Sale
It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It's not that it's completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on…
Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again
...by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland "cops", why don't you…
Dem Bones, Dem Bones…
So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M'kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it's not like the swine didn't have…
Building the Narrative
A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no…
Asked and Answered
Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein "suicide", wrote a long letter to the AG. Still http://aufweg.de/blogs/pharmacy/index.html%3Fp=112.html ,…
More Terrorism From the “Tolerant Left”
View this post on Instagram #Repost @ryanafournier with @get_repost ??? PLEASE READ: I’d like you all to meet Rita. She’s an ICU Nurse at Miami Valley Hospital. She was one…
Child Molester With Dirt on Clintons Suddenly Loses Will to Live
Yes, we know, shocking, isn't it? Who could have possibly seen this one coming? We're not even going to pretend to be saddened that Jeffrey the Pedo Epstein is now…
Of “Red Flags” and “Compromises”
And so here we go again. Another barrage of calls to "do something", to "compromise" and to enact "common sense gun laws." Also as per usual in these situations, "reasonable"…
In Chicago and Baltimore They Call it “A Day Ending in the Letter “Y””
We won't delve too deep into the recent Attacks of the Incel Millennials™ in El Paso and Dayton, the sight of shitlibs dancing across the still warm corpses makes us…