Bring Friends, Freak
Sure, we were all paranoid about "slippery slopes" back when gays asked, reasonably enough unless you're a complete monster, to be allowed to enter partnerships with the same legal protections…
Oh For the Love of Hades, Lindsay Lohan, sorry, Graham, Could You Please Shut Up For Five Seconds?
No, we're not dead. Yet. But if terminal imbeciles like Marco Rube and Lindsay Lohan, sorry, Graham keep flapping their ignorant gums, we may all be soon. We're referring, of…
“Still No Nazis Here, Nosirreebob!”
We're sure that at least some members of the government of Ukraine are currently unhappy with whatever clown issued this tweet (then quickly deleted), because it surely didn't help with…
Merry Christmas
Full disclosure: His Imperial Majesty was once member of a symphonic choir and, as such, may be a bit predisposed towards singing. Regardless, we wish you, no matter what religion…
Stating the Obvious About Nord Stream
Which has been obvious to anybody ever since Nord Stream 1 & 2 conveniently blew up and everybody started asking, naturally, "whodunnit?". Of course, the entirety of Western Goebbelsmedia immediately…
Are We the Baddies?
Thanks to LC, GLOR Readerjp, who points out the following in comments: Zelensky has banned opposition parties. Yep, did that a long time ago, way before the war even started.…
Sacrificing 40,000,000 People For a “Strategic Windfall” For the U.S.
If ever there was any doubt in your mind that our so-called "institutes for higher learning" produce nothing of the sort, we give you this article by an Ivy League…
Phew, that Was Close…
But it could have been a lot closer if cooler heads hadn't prevailed, for once. We're sure you're all aware of the tragic incident where a missile landed in Poland,…
Nope. No Nazis Here. Nosirree Bob! Now Move Along, Putin-bot!!!
Things that we're not allowed to mention, of course, because any suggestion that the saintly, never done anything wrong, absolutely pristine democracy of Ukraine might embrace neo-Nazism in their armed…
Götterdämmerung Isn’t Really What You Should Be Aiming For Here, Volodymyr
We know, it's never polite or popular to point out facts, particularly when they don't support what you'd like to see, so please tell us how wrong we are. Reality…
Yes, Yes We Did
...and you'd better do the same. There's still time, right up until tonight. And kindly don't give His Imperial Majesty any of the "but it won't matter anyway! They'll STEEEEAAAAAL…
Adolf Hitler: “I Wasn’t Aware That My Rhetoric About Jews Being the Source of Our Misery Would Lead to the Final Solution, So Can’t We Just Move On?
"Really, I wasn't quite sure at the time, it just seemed like the logical answer. Of course now, 6 million gassed innocents later, I realize that I might have reacted…
“Forgive and Forget?” Now THAT’S Amusing!
We mean, it's not like we don't fully understand why the psychotic, jackbooted Karens of the Covidiocy Brigades want to just MoveOn.org regarding their neurotic and fascistic behaviour of the…
Libshit Hypocrisy on Display (and What’s Going on in the War?)
Greetings, Loyal Citizens, we've decided to take time away from the orgies arranged by the past Roman Emperors in our dungeon (those guys really know how to party!) to surface…
This is Bloody Genius!
Time for another laff, LCs! This not only is hysterically funny, it also perfectly describes and encompasses the current situation vis-a-vis our current "justice" system. Who did this? ???pic.twitter.com/tC4n63NqXl— I…