Hoo Boy, They Sure Muellered That One Up!

What a day yesterday was. Or, as it shall be known henceforth, “The Day Trump Won Re-election.”

We didn’t sit through the whole thing, too much for even an Emperor to stomach, but now we almost wish we had. Because watching the criminal fool, Herr Müller of the Gestapo, being humiliated for hours on end as he muttered, fumbled, bumbled and drooled his way through the hearing… No, too much of a good thing is also bad.

All we can say is that we haven’t been a witness to a right royal rodgering this thorough since Queen Isabella divorced her husband, Edward II, with extreme prejudice.

Oh how we laughed when Rep. Ratcliffe patiently, as if talking to a five-year-old, explained to the “laser sharp” Müller how this whole “innocent until proven guilty” concept works. Or when we learned that, according to Herr Müller’s “answers”, the entirety of the investigation over which he presided for all this time was “outside of his purview.”

Makes you wonder just what in the name of Venus’ tits he was actually doing for all those years. Watching Howdy Doody re-runs?

And let’s not forget when he stated that he knew nothing about something called “FusionGPS”, in spite of said outfit being named specifically in his own moronic “report.”

We’d feel sorry for the drooling old incompetent fuckwit if it weren’t for the fact that we have no compassion at all, at least not when it comes to invertebrates.

So yes, it was a good day indeed. Here’s to many more to come!

Thatisall.