We Guess Old Gropey Has Been Given His Marching Orders
Barely had old Gropey Biden announced that he wanted to be in the Prozi Klown Kar of the 2020 Prozi Primaries before the first torpedo hit below the waterline. We're…
Our Schadenboner Just Won’t Stop Growing
At which point should we go see a doctor? (Thanks, Ace). The sense of mourning started to take hold over the weekend, after Attorney General William P. Barr said that…
My Schadenboner is bigger than the Emperor’s
On this auspicious occasion of the Mueller report being submitted, which, as we all know, meant what we said it did two years ago..Mueller aint got shit I leave you…
Two by Two, Hands of Blue
Land of the free pic.twitter.com/ulHB7osOEN— Quoth the Raven (@QTRResearch) March 19, 2019 Overheard at security gate: TSA employee #1: "So, when do you get off today?" TSA employee #2, noticing…
Things You WON’T Read About in the News
As Breitbart News alone reported among major news outlets, Fulani jihadists racked up a death toll of over 120 Christians over the past three weeks in central Nigeria, employing machetes…