Yet another random thought.

Considering the numerous reports of typhus, cholera and, not confirmed yet but suggested by local authorities, re-emergencies of bubonic plague in Califuckedupnia, we just realized that we don’t have to go to medieval faires anymore to reenact the early “dark” middle ages anymore.

All the epidemics minus the desire to get your arse off the ground to better your status in life and do actual “work”… Just hop on a plane and you, too, can experience what life in London circa 1347 was like!

Granted, unlike the thoroughly enjoyable Medieval Times franchise where you don’t have to worry about getting your shots before getting there and also get a jolly good show for you money, your adventure into the world as it was 700 years ago in present day San Franshithole or Los E-Colipheles might not be quite as much fun, you’ll at least get a thorough education in what the world would look like if it was entirely run by “progressive” lunatics like Occasional Cortex.

And if it gets to be too much, you can always go back to Normie America provided that the Bubonic State hasn’t been quarantined yet.

Be aware, though, that the wearing of medieval weaponry and other kinds of accouterments is illegal, so don’t be brandishing a broadsword. Unless you’re waving an Antifa flag and wearing a mask, of course, in which case you’ll be free to indulge in whatever murderous fantasy you like while local “law enforcement” is busy checking out Grindr on their dumbphones.


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