Gropey Joey Enters the “Fail to Read for Comprehension” Olympics

During the interview with CNN’s Chris Cuomo aired on July 5, Biden expressed his disagreement about the current foreign policies and accused President Donald Trump of “dissing” allies and “embracing thugs.”

“Look at what’s happened with Putin. While he—while Putin is trying to undo our elections, he is undoing elections in — in Europe,” Biden said.

He continued, “Look what’s happened in Hungary. Look what’s happened in Poland. Look what’s happened in—look what’s happening.”

“You think that would have happened on my watch or Barack’s watch?” the former vice president then asked. “You can’t answer that, but I promise you it wouldn’t have, and it didn’t.”

We’ll graciously refrain from swinging at the low-hanging fruit about Pedo Joe obviously not quite getting when “his and Barack’s watch” ended, it’s not like it’s the first time he’s been chronologically impaired. Besides, at our age and with our back being what it is, some fruits are simply TOO damn low-hanging.

The bit about Poland and Hungary, on the other hand, had us scratching our heads. Is the demented old dickhead suggesting that Putin, through meddling, has engineered the election of two fiercely nationalistic, proud and independent governments? Because that would make perfect sense, wouldn’t it?

Well, we suppose it would make just as much sense as it would for Putin to engineer the defeat of a criminally corrupt hag whom he’d already bought and paid for in favor of a President who’s been pissing in his borscht ever since he took office.

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