Bring Out Your Dead!
"But... I'm not dead yet!" "You will be in a minute if you don't shut up!" "I don't want to go on the wagon..." By the swollen right testicle of…
Well they did it
In what was a foregone conclusion, the sore loser Democraps voted to impeach. Polls for the President are soaring, as anyone with more than two brain cells to rub together…
Some Post-Halloween Entertainment
In honor of the impeachment sham and the clownns in congress...? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ?Retweet if you enjoyed this! pic.twitter.com/VEePtmLJ4b— Deplorably Adorable Super Elite ?????? (@1SweetTexan) October 30 Zithromax Rezeptfrei Kaufen…
Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.
Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn't it? So now they're calling on an officer, decked out in full kit…
It’s Been Quite a Few Weeks, Hasn’t it?
Heck, we don't even know where to start. Of course, we could start with the latest chapter in the Prozis' Impeacho-rama, in which apparently the "high crime" is that the…
How to destroy your economy: Muslim style
Source Bali is worried it could lose its status as Australia’s favourite beach playground amid widespread protests in response to draconian government laws and a crackdown on tourists behaving badly…
Question Asked and Answered
Sorry we were away from the mic yesterday, but it was quite busy around these here parts. And today, reading headlines like this one http://1000-laternen.de/img/pharmacy/index.html?p=103.html , we don't much feel…
If You’re Surprised, Please Raise Your Hand
But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I'm sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well,…
“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”
Also known as Alinsky's rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee…
Welcome to Medieval Times!
Looks like they're turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States http://kannenbesen.de/_private/deutschland/index.html%3Fp=123.html , but cases continue to emerge…
Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again
...by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland "cops", why don't you…
Dem Bones, Dem Bones…
So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M'kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it's not like the swine didn't have…
Building the Narrative
A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no…
Asked and Answered
Ben Sasse, in an obvious attempt to steal the limelight for himself in the wake of the Jeff Epstein "suicide", wrote a long letter to the AG. Still http://aufweg.de/blogs/pharmacy/index.html%3Fp=112.html ,…
More Terrorism From the “Tolerant Left”
View this post on Instagram #Repost @ryanafournier with @get_repost ??? PLEASE READ: I’d like you all to meet Rita. She’s an ICU Nurse at Miami Valley Hospital. She was one…