Just Like a Yo-Yo
Turnin', turnin' love keeps a-burnin'Like a fire in my heartWhen we're apart, but when we're back togetherYou keep changin' like the weatherWhoops! Now up and down like a yo-yoJust like…
The “You’re Weird if You’re not Weird” Edition
Good morning, my flaming little twatwaffles. It is a Tuesday morning here in my Hunker-Bunker overlooking the Puget Sound on the West bank of West Seattle. It is going to…
Sunday Morning Funnies Section
Good morning from my office perched betwixt the two stadiums in Seattle. It is Sunday morning, and all things are quiet for the moment. I was having hopes of slipping…
Freaky Frickin’ Friday
Good afternoon from my office perched betwixt the two stadiums in Seattle. It is a Friday in the realm and I am about to head out of here for the…
LBJ, Richard Gere, and Other Observations
Good morning from my Hunker-Bunker in West Seattle. It is dark outside and the light is starting to fade in. Soon I should be able to see the Puget Sound…
Out with the old, in with young
Well, good afternoon from my Hunker-bunker overlooking the Puget Sound off the West side of West Seattle. It is a Tuesday in the realm, and I've just sped home from…
Fuck Around and Find Out.
Good afternoon from my Hunker-Bunker. I just got home from my office perched betwixt the two Stadiums in Seattle, and I thought I would belch out a quickie for y'all,…
The Giant BSOD
Good morning from my office perched between two stadiums in Seattle. It is 0400 and I just spent the better part of my evening wringing my hands over the idea…
Okay, I’ve got a moment…
Good morning from my Hunker-Bunker built into the hill overlooking the Puget Sound in West Seattle. It is Summer outside. The sun is up my cat is asleep and it…
Tuesday, Afternoon…
...I'm just beginning to seeNow I'm on my wayIt doesn't matter to meChasing the clouds away... Good afternoon, people. Yes, I know. I haven't been here to tickle your fancy…
Idiotsticks and Fucknozzles EVERYWHERE
Good morning (?) from my office perched between the two stadiums in Seattle. It is a Sunday, and apparently the day after an assassination attempt on Donald Trump, leading contender…
The Saturday Morning Cartoons
Well, good morning from my office perched between the two stadiums in Seattle. It is about 0600 and it's the quiet part of the day -- before you humans wake…
Coffee? Check. It’s Time to Start Wednesday
Good morning from my Hunker-Bunker overlooking the Puget Sound from the cliffs of West Seattle. It is a Wednesday morning in Seattle in July, and we are currently in a…
My 2025 Presidential Prediction
If there's a bustle in your hedgerow, don't be alarmed nowIt's just a spring clean for the May queenYes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the…
A Monday Morning From Seattle
Good morning from my office between the two stadiums in Seattle. It is Monday, and it is a beautiful day in the neighborhood, relatively speaking. I mean, it is the…