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Good morning, Mutts.  My pill caddy tells me it is a Monday, my Echo dot informs me that it is a whopping 20° F outside and I am here in…

Good morning from my office nestled between two stadiums in Seattle.  My pill caddy tells me is is a Sunday, and it is cold and quiet around here.  I have…

Good Morning to the Mutts.  It is 0527 on Saturday morning, and it is 12­° F outside my Hunker-Bunker.  It's a cozy 72­° F here at my Hunker-Bunker desk and…

Good Friday morning to the mutts here.  I am here in my Hunker-Bunker staring out into the dark abyss of the early morning.  By "early" it is 0652 right now,…

Headlines That Caught My Eye This Morning Item 1:  Christie ends his anti-Trump crusade Did he though?  Sure, he may have ended his quixotic run for the presidency, but I…

Coming to you from my office nestled between two Stadiums in Seattle, I bring you a "Good Morning, Fuckers" and a healthy dose of stupid commentary based on the headlines…

It is a Sunday here in the Realm and I am sitting here in my main office here at the corporate headquarters in Bellevue.  It is 1100 hrs and I…

After seeing today's headlines, it should be "Stupid News" and Commentary". It is a Saturday in the Realm, and I am here in my office nestled between two stadiums bringing…

Gotta love the featured image this morning.  Did it get your attention?   I'm betting Hunter hopes it does too.  Now that I gave away the lede,  let's get on with…

The Bird is the Word.  For no particular reason, other than it was in my meme box this morning, and it looked cool.  It's an AI rendering, but still... Who…

Good morning, and welcome to the second day of Twenty-Twenty-Four.  If you are like every other dimwit in the world, you've probably set yourself up for failure by declaring some…

Good morning from my office nestled between two stadiums in Seattle.  It is the last day of Two Thousand Twenty-Three.  I do not plan on being awake for the transition.…

Good fucking morning from my office between two stadiums in Seattle.  It's the day before the end of the year, and I find myself here in my office at 0430…

It's Friday morning, and I am here in my Hunker-Bunker looking out into the darkness and fog.  The cat is snoring on her perch next to my desk, and I…

Just a few more days left in 2023, and I am here at home, in my Hunker-Bunker that overlooks the Puget Sound and the Olympic Mountains in the distance.  Well,…