Calling a Spade a Spade
The Prozis really don't like it when they're quoted accurately, do they? So the President says the following about Governor Coonface Northam (D-Bavaria)'s casual attitude towards infanticide: “The baby is…
So Now… We’re an “Easter Worshipper?”
At least that's what Christians are suddenly called, unanimously, by the Prozi nomenklatura when talking about the islamist massacre in Sri Lanka, murdering 290 Christians attending Easter services. You won't…
He Might Have, But Would We Have Noticed the Difference?
“If Mitt Romney spent the same energy fighting Barack Obama as he does fighting Donald Trump, he could have won the race,” Trump wrote on Twitter, adding “(maybe)!” He shared…
The Joys of Nationalized Healthcare
The Brits are at it again, this time poisoning confused children with untested drugs. Staff quit NHS clinic over ethics and safety fears The only NHS gender clinic for children…
You Thought We Were Kidding, Right?
We weren't: Perhaps most controversial is a proposal in Domus, the architecture magazine, by Tom Wilkinson, for the fallen spire to be replaced with an Islamic minaret, to memorialise Algerians…
Keep at it, Prozis, Don’t Let Common Sense Stop You!
We implore you! For all that's good and holy, keep digging that hole of yours deeper. We're sure that you, dear LCs, have all been just as amused as yours…
In All Fairness, it’s the Only Thing She Knows
Rancid Talib (D-Gaza Strip) is now calling for hunger strikes to abolish ICE. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D., Mich.) urged her supporters to join her in a hunger strike to push…
Don’t Tell Us You Didn’t See This One Coming
Via the Imperial Firearms Advisor: Conservative French politicians expressed concern Thursday about the prospect of modern architecture being added to Notre-Dame cathedral after the government invited design proposals for a…
Idiotarians on Parade
So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt: Now, if you don't know who she is, you're…
Omens
Looking at this picture, and watching live footage of the tragedy, it was impossible for His Imperial Majesty to not see something more than "just" a building burning. Which is…
Truth in Advertising
A couple of disgruntled totalitarian British "Tories", upset about this whole "follow the will of the people" nonsense and dead set on ignoring the result of the Brexit referendum, have…
Those Silly Americans
Getting all upset and stuff over "some people doing something." A recently discovered video shows @IlhanMN mocking Americans for their anxiety about al-Qaeda, equating US armed forces to al-Qaeda and…
And Now, For Some Comedy Relief
If stupidity were a religion, Occasional-Cortex would be its high priestess. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q31-SPbuRUA She is the monument to imbecility around the base of which lesser idiots gather to worship. But she's…