It is a Monday.  I am here in my office looking out over the Mariner’s stadium in Seattle.  It looks quiet over there this morning…

Looking in the other direction, CenturyLink Stadium.

 

Okay, here’s this morning’s “News”

1.  Biden To Meet Abbas, Egypt’s Sisi And Jordan King In Amman

2.  Trump Hit With Gag Order

3.  Funeral home worker burglarized dead man’s home to get life-size sex doll

4.  Deepfake Porn Is Out of Control

5.  Palestinian-American boy stabbed to death in Gaza war-related killing in US

6.  Iran Warns Of ‘Pre-emptive Action’ Against Israel

 

Here is my commentary based solely on the headlines:

Remember, I haven’t actually read the articles attached to these headlines.  This is what makes this fun.  Let’s see what I got wrong…

1.   The initial reports I heard on the radio was that he was going to Israel.  I’m not exactly sure what he is going to accomplish in Amman that he couldn’t do from the safety of his basement in Delaware…

2.  Trump hit with gag order.  Here’s a fun fact for you:  Most criminal defendants do not require a judge to place a ‘gag’ on what a defendant is allowed to say in a public forum.

Why?  Because most criminal defendants listen to their lawyers and will exercise their RIGHT to remain silent about their case.  They fully understand that EVERYTHING they say WILL be used against them in court, and to continue to bellow out facts about their cases only serves to give more evidence to the government to use against them.

Will Trump finally heed the judge’s order?  Probably not, and it might end up with him sitting in a jail cell for a few hours to get his attention.

3.  The dick knows what it wants, I guess…

4.  I thought all porn was basically fake.  I mean, have you ever had a pizza delivery guy drop trou in your bedroom?

5.  A six-year-old boy stabbed 27 times simply because he was Palestinian?  In America?  What the fuck did this kid have anything to do with Hamas?

People seem to have lost all common sense, if they had any at all.  America is a ‘melting pot’ of people, culture, and beliefs from all over the globe.  People supposedly came here to escape the madness of the shithole regions of the world they left behind, in order to start the promise of a new life here.  Apparently, they’ve fled to another shithole.

6.  So Iran wants to do a “pre-emptive strike’, huh?  They may end up as a vaporized Iran, because I’m pretty sure that if Israel feels it’s back is up against a wall, they aren’t going to hesitate to send a nuke in the direction of Tehran.

What I’m Streaming:

Who is Erin Carter?  Netflix

Who Is Erin Carter? is a British thriller television series on Netflix. The series centres upon Erin Carter, an eponymous British-born schoolteacher living in Barcelona, Spain with her husband and daughter, who during the course of an armed hold-up at a grocery store is forced to defend herself and her daughter by killing one of the assailants using her highly skilled fighting abilities, which raises questions about her identity and past, and threatens the life she has made with her family.

Song for Today:

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And now some memes from my memebox this morning:

 


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3 thoughts on “Today’s News in a Flash”
      1. Heh! In this day and age, the question s more like “who is NOT” an FBI informant. The terms “glowie, fedboi and fibbie” are fairly recent additions to our lexicon.  When I was a kid in the late 50’s, it was “Mr. officer Sir”, or more commonly “G man”  and with quite a bit of respect from the honest and the criminal. No longer it would seem.

        At age 10 I was given a tour of the FBI building by our VA congressman (my dad worked for a company in the state),  got to observe training at the shooting range in the basement, agents put on a show with 38 Special revolvers, Thompson SMG and the M1911 though I was told that most did not carry that latter item. The guys (no gals back then) were quite adept.  A lost era now.

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