Day 4 of The End of Times Report
Dear Diary, It is now 4 days ago that the latest China Flu (oddly enough, all of those flus seem to originate in China), the one that's going to KILL…
Bring Out Your Dead!
"But... I'm not dead yet!" "You will be in a minute if you don't shut up!" "I don't want to go on the wagon..." By the swollen right testicle of…
Some Post-Halloween Entertainment
In honor of the impeachment sham and the clownns in congress...? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ?Retweet if you enjoyed this! pic.twitter.com/VEePtmLJ4b— Deplorably Adorable Super Elite ?????? (@1SweetTexan) October 30 Zithromax Rezeptfrei Kaufen…
Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.
Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn't it? So now they're calling on an officer, decked out in full kit…
Pest Control, Updated
Looks like Abu al Dead Baggy just got his arse smoked while trying to hide behind three kids in a tunnel, choosing to blow himself up rather than being chewed…
Rest in Peace, Dear Warrior
I think it goes without saying that I was in shock when I logged on and found the post below as the first thing I saw. LC Mike, KotE, the…
It’s Been Quite a Few Weeks, Hasn’t it?
Heck, we don't even know where to start. Of course, we could start with the latest chapter in the Prozis' Impeacho-rama, in which apparently the "high crime" is that the…
Question Asked and Answered
Sorry we were away from the mic yesterday, but it was quite busy around these here parts. And today, reading headlines like this one http://1000-laternen.de/img/pharmacy/index.html?p=103.html , we don't much feel…
If You’re Surprised, Please Raise Your Hand
But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I'm sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well,…
“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”
Also known as Alinsky's rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee…
Welcome to Medieval Times!
Looks like they're turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States http://kannenbesen.de/_private/deutschland/index.html%3Fp=123.html , but cases continue to emerge…
No, Really, Greenland isn’t for Sale
It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It's not that it's completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on…
Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again
...by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland "cops", why don't you…
Dem Bones, Dem Bones…
So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M'kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it's not like the swine didn't have…
Building the Narrative
A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no…