Or something, it’s hard to keep up.

It started off as the equivalent of refusing/delaying handing back library books, and now the story is that President Trump was hiding nuclear secrets, including, perhaps, the nuclear LAUNCH CODES! at his private golf resort. It really is hard to keep up. Next, the Pravda/Izvestiya of USA, now referred to as “the media”, will be wanting him sent to mine uranium in Alaska for refusing to disclose the dinner menu last time he ate with [insert current Enemy of the State™ here].

Yes, against our better judgment, because we found exactly what we knew we’d find, we actually read the entire “warrant” that the KGB, Quantico division, had shopped so carefully to have signed and it amounted to, we’ll summarize for you so you can save yourselves some time: “Every area of the President’s estate not specifically rented out to others that he might be able to access (also known as “his entire house”) can be searched for anything that has a classified status (also known as “everything associated with his term as all of that is classified, down to dinner menus. “Classified” isn’t limited to “Top Secret, Eyes Only, Will Destroy the World if Known”, it’s everything. Literally everything), which can then be confiscated, along with anything found in the vicinity thereof.

In other words, “everything.” If that’s not the very model of a specific, limited and focused search warrant, then we don’t know what is. Also, we’re the reincarnation of Napoleon Bonaparte. Nah, bugger all that, we ARE Napoleon Bonaparte, we just took a nap after that rather unpleasant stay at St. Helena.

But… The Nuclear Launch Codes (and other NUCLEAR SECRETS, whatever they might be, considering that U.S. officials can’t seem to keep their mouthes shut)!!!

A few issues with that. First of all, the launch codes aren’t hard wired. It may come as a surprise to the less intellectually fortunate among us (liberals), but those codes change. They particularly change when we change presidents, making them as null and void as a three dollar bill. Also, launching nukes is a bit more complicated than entering a number and swiping left or right, which is about the limit of most liberals’ technical savvy, so we can see why they’re confused. Also, also, weren’t we told throughout G-d knows how many years that President Trump was Vladimir Putin’s right hand man? Why on Earth would he not have immediately told BFF Volodya all of this, then?

Oh dear! He did, didn’t he? We’re all dooomed, DOOOOOOOMED, we tells ya!

Which has us wondering because we DO possess an IQ of above room temperature:

1) Trump isn’t dumb. We know that it’s all de rigeur to claim that he’s dumb as a post, at least if you’re a liberal, but that is really a rather silly thing to say, considering that he’s been running circles around you for at least 7 years. What does that make YOU, then? As to His Imperial Majesty, we have no idea how smart The Donald is, but somebody who has managed to get through what he’s gone through, particularly those last 7 years with the entire “justice” system (and we use the term very, very loosely here, much like a Jew still miraculously alive in 1942 Germany would use it) weaponized and used against him, can’t be a COMPLETE berk, can he?

2) He had to have been aware that the Fibbies would be willing to do something like this if their pathetic Reichstag Fire “committee” failed to turn him into Marinus van der Lubbe as they’d originally planned, which they obviously would fail to for, well, obvious reasons.

Which begs the question: Why then, in the name of G-d, would he have stubbornly clung to incriminating documents that his undoubtedly highly paid for and highly qualified legal team would have scrutinously vetted, it’s not like they’d had a year and a half to do so, if they knew, as they must have, that the libshit regime and their Stasi “justice” department, would kick in the doors as easy as crying “Gleiwitz Radio Station.”?

You tell us! Although we have to admit that the timing is interesting. Right before a mid term election with speculations about “will he or won’t he?” running rampant.

If this WERE a brilliant game of chicken, and we’re most certainly not saying that it is, we don’t know enough (and neither do you), then we have to tip our crown.

If not, and that’s the crux of it, no matter what, and is extremely dangerous to us all, left and right, any and all faith in our systems of governance are gone.

To Lavrentiy Garland we can only say this: You lamented and howled about how any criticism of this outrage “undermines” our confidence in the principle of equality under the law?

Sure it did. But it was hardly necessary to undermine it, was it? You and your various unaccountable agencies led by unelected, unaccountable goons, already DESTROYED it years ago.

Not much use in “undermining” something that’s already in ruins, neh?

We fear for the future of our nation. The only thing we KNOW is that, whatever may befall us, the responsibility for all of it is on the hands of you and everyone like you. Every single drop of blood that may be spilled will be on your souls, and may you burn in the fires of Hell forever for it.

May G-d have mercy on you, because we’re fairly sure that no mortals living through the cataclysm that you yourselves brought upon all of us will have ANY.

At all.

Open a history book to see what that looks like.

Then, we pray, change your ways before it’s too late.


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