Some Post-Halloween Entertainment

In honor of the impeachment sham and the clownns in congress… ? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ? Retweet if you enjoyed this! pic.twitter.com/VEePtmLJ4b — Deplorably Adorable Super Elite ?????? (@1SweetTexan) October 30, 2019

Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.

Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn’t it? So now they’re calling on an officer, decked out in full kit to use as a shield against criticism, to offer “testimony” on how he feels about the President’s conversation with Ukraine President Zelensky. Not testimony on

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Pest Control, Updated

Looks like Abu al Dead Baggy just got his arse smoked while trying to hide behind three kids in a tunnel, choosing to blow himself up rather than being chewed to death by an infidel dog. Reports state that he died crying, pissing his pants, whining like a whipped puppy and generally doing what cave-dwelling

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Rest in Peace, Dear Warrior

I think it goes without saying that I was in shock when I logged on and found the post below as the first thing I saw. LC Mike, KotE, the Imperial Tobacconist no longer among us? I don’t know that many of those still around these parts need much of an introduction to Mike. A

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It’s Been Quite a Few Weeks, Hasn’t it?

Heck, we don’t even know where to start. Of course, we could start with the latest chapter in the Prozis’ Impeacho-rama, in which apparently the “high crime” is that the President of the U.S. asked the President of Ukraine whether they could look into the whole “collusion” nonsense that was SUCH A BIG DEAL back

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Florida allows armed teachers – about BLOODY TIME

Source Teachers at schools in Florida will be carrying guns in the classroom from today under a law designed to stop school massacres. Oh, it will, I can gaurantee it. There is one reason and ONE REASON ALONE these massacres took place: Under the program, which passed the Florida legislature in May and will be

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How to destroy your economy: Muslim style

Source Bali is worried it could lose its status as Australia’s favourite beach playground amid widespread protests in response to draconian government laws and a crackdown on tourists behaving badly in the beach resort. Good. About fucking time. Why anyone wants to go to this infested shithole, run as it is by corrupt cops and

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Question Asked and Answered

Sorry we were away from the mic yesterday, but it was quite busy around these here parts. And today, reading headlines like this one, we don’t much feel like posting anything at all: Eighteen years after the September 11 jihad attacks that murdered nearly three thousand people, this is where we are: the Bloomfield Hills

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If You’re Surprised, Please Raise Your Hand

But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I’m sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well, the blame for nobody knowing what was going on, that is. All it was was a site migration of which we had been warned more

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“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”

Also known as Alinsky’s rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee are making ruthless fun of them. Last month, the satire site The Babylon Bee lawyered up after liberal fact-checker Snopes tried to deplatform it by

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Welcome to Medieval Times!

Looks like they’re turning Los Gangrenes into a theme park: Leprosy, also known as Hansen’s disease, is rarely seen in the United States, but cases continue to emerge in Los Angeles County, a new report says. We’re willing to bet you that you can’t guess what comes next, right? Dr. Ochoa and colleagues identified 187

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No, Really, Greenland isn’t for Sale

It was an amusing idea, though, but everybody is taking it waaaaaaaaay too seriously. It’s not that it’s completely without merit, there certainly are vast amounts of unexploited resources on the island and it’s in quite the strategic location from our point of view. Just one little problem: It ain’t for sale. It’s part of

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Portland Pussyhat “Cops” Cover Themselves in Glory Again

…by scratching their crotches and smelling their fingers while their Pantifa buddies commit mass terrorist attacks against peaceful protesters. This is our shocked face. Listen, Portland “cops”, why don’t you just quit the pretense, put on a pussyhat, grab the nearest bike lock and go join your Pantifa friends? If nothing else, you at least

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Dem Bones, Dem Bones…

So the official fix is in, Pedostein hanged himself. M’kay. While His Imperial Majesty certainly agrees that that could be the whole story, it’s not like the swine didn’t have ample reason to want himself dead, considering the kind of “life” he could look forward to. But there are a few points that keep stinking

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Building the Narrative

A few days ago we wrote: And we can assure you that our impartial, unbiased and utterly incorruptible pending investigation will find an anonymous low-level staffer to put on no less than two months of administrative leave, or until the current turmoil has calmed down somewhat! It’s almost as if we’re bloody psychic or something!

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