Here’s To You, Brother
Here's To You, Brother.Please take a moment to remember one of the coolest, smartest and snarkiest bastards to ever grace the pages of The Rott, LC EFA (aka Eric Faine).…
A Juxtaposition In Rights In Two Photos
Recently, with a simple photo, a young college female in Tennessee sent the entire Idiotarian Alternate Universe into full-fledged, spittle-filled OUTRAGE™. "What", you're obviously asking, "could have sent their rectums…
The War on LGBTs
So, Princess Obongo, Cattle-futures Cankles and the rest of the Marxist Muttfuckers come out and blame an inanimate object for the massacre of 49 innocent souls, instead of blaming the…
Same As It Ever Was
In honor of the two Marxist Muttfuckers running on the National Socialist Democrat Workers' Party's platform of "Free Shit! No Borders!", we present you with the following Public Service Announcement:…
A Question For The TransQueerLesboWhateverTheFuckThey’reCalling ThemselvesThisWeek Community
If you're so fucking "brave", "progressive" and "inclusive", why don't you "tolerant" fuckweasels go and try to force a Moose-slime bakery or a mosque to cater to your "marriage" demands?…
Remembering EFA
It's hard to believe, but it's been two years to the day since we lost our brother-in-arms, LC EFA. We'll be sending up a toast to him, as he's swapping…
Just One Question For the Leftards
Preznit Obola can barricade WWII vets from their monuments and ordinary American citizens from their own national parks, but he can't barricade potential guaranteed Ebola carriers from entering our country?…
The Naked, Unvarnished Truth
If there's a Rant Hall of Fame, this one should be right up there in the Pantheon of all-time greatest hits. Before you go and click on the link, be…
Brother EFA, You Are Not Forgotten
It's hard to believe that it's already been one year since we lost LC EFA, known to his friends and family as Eric Faine. There hasn't been a day that's…
Reality 1; Ecotards 0 (Or: “Bitchslapped By Reality”)
Yes, Lady Reality hath let loose her ample bowels upon the soft, mushy heads of the Eurotardian Renewable Energy Council Unicorn Farts & Pixie Dust Coalition. It's a preview of…
Klimate Klownshoes Kicked In Krotchskys (Or “How Many Crows Can They Fit Into That Pie?”)
Just when we thought that the Circle-Jerk du Soleil: Klimate Klusterfuck show was over, Mother Gaia pulls on her Size 15 Mexican Roach Stompers and delivers yet another swift kick…
Kosmic Karmic Klimacomedy
In an ironic twist of fate that is so comical that Keepers of the Fates are pissing themselves from fits of laughter, the Apostles of the Church of Algorean Asininity…
Asstronomical Ironicalness (Or: “How’s That Appeasement Thing Working Out For You, Massivetwoshits?”)
We just heard a report that the one remaining white Teabagger Chechyan Muslim terrorist made his escape in a vehicle with a "COEXIST!" bumper sticker. The sweet irony of that…
So Long, Eric Faine, And Thank You For Being You
Eric, it's now been almost exactly 48 hours since I found out that you have passed from this plane of existence. I will never forget you, my brother, and I…