Meet Max Azzarello.

Oh, that’s right, you can’t.

Max decided that he needed to bring your attention to something that he spent a whopping fifteen hours of his time to “investigate” and what he found out was so fucking important to him that he felt that he needed to light himself on fire in front of the courthouse in NYC where Donald Trump was sleeping so that you could ‘understand’ what it was he found out.

He even wrote a ‘manifesto’ to tell you how serious he was.  (Guilt Trip:  If you don’t read it, then he lit himself on fire for nothing)

[I’ve never felt the need to write a ‘manifesto’, and I’ve ‘found out’ a lot of things in this world.  I guess that just goes to show how lazy I’ve been…]

So here’s the ‘manifest’ he’s written.

But if that wasn’t enough for you, then here are a couple of videos of good ol’ Max:

So that’s

Max Azzarello, the man who self-immolated (set himself on fire) in front of the Trump Trial at the Manhattan courthouse.

What a turd blossom.