Does a chicken have lips?  Does a bear shit in the woods?  I’ll bet you don’t really know the answers to the questions that keep us all up at night, do you?  Let me help you:  the answers are, Yes and No.  There, now you can sleep at night.

If only the Things That Keep Us Up At Night were so simple.  (You could Google or Duck them if you were interested…)  There is a podcast to give you some more, if that floats your boat.  But there are easier ways to feed your anxiety, and I give you…

The headlines that caught my eye this morning.

Item 1:  Israel knew Hamas’ attack plan more than a year ago

As I’ve been saying:  people have been predicting this attack for a couple of years now, if not longer.  The can has been kicked as far down the road — there is no more road.  The government has been ‘otherwise occupied’ over the past 18 months — to the point of protests in the streets by Israeli citizens.   I’m not surprised at this headline.

Item 2:  Montana ban on TikTok blocked, extending critics’ losing streak

There’s that pesky Constitution sticking it’s nose in where it doesn’t belong again.

You might point to an Amendment, but I can point to this thing called the Commerce Clause.

Item 3:  US, Sweden and Switzerland now hit by surge of pneumonia cases as ‘white lung syndrome’ plagues China

It’s time to pull out all of your protective gear.  The swarms of  zombies will be returning…

Item 4:  Israel Plans to Kill Hamas Leaders Around the World After War

Don’t they already do that?

Item 5:  Brazilian city enacts an ordinance that was secretly written by ChatGPT

I’ve been using ChatGPT to write an asset tracking database in C#, from an Access system with a massive amount of records.  And I don’t know a damn thing about C#.  So ChatGPT 3.5 has been quite the handy tool.  It constantly makes mistakes, but will correct itself.  If there is a problem that stumps it, I can come back in a day or two and it will write a solution that works.  Right now, I have it figuring out a stored procedure…

But should it be writing laws?  It’s modeling, not writing.  Someone asked it to write an ordinance to so something based on some parameters and model of previous ordinances.  You can also ask it to write the first chapter of a story written in the style of Charles Dickens using parameters such as location, characters, time period, and maybe even a basic plotline.  (I just did one:  I will post it in the comments below)

Right now, ChatGPT is really just the next generation of a word processor.   But it won’t be long before it becomes military-grade smart.

Okay, what the fuck am I streaming?

It’s just stupid enough to keep your interest.  It’s going to be a while before we start seeing the good stuff.

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From the Meme Box

Ted is in his Ironic Period

 

Hunter Biden agrees to testify publicly.
Strangely, Republicans want it behind closed doors.

I’d like to say that I am sorry I didn’t watch it.  I’m not.

 

Pretty much my attitude about everything these days:

Missing things in the news:

Some day he will end up in a hotel in Vegas collecting his urine in jars…

 

That’s it

, folks.


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2 thoughts on “Frickin’ Friday News and Stupid Commentary”
  1. I just started that Netflix series today. I just finished Gen V on Amazon Prime.

    And now people are wondering if Elon might send Nelson Peltz $5 billion out of his loose change drawer and tell him to “Deal with Iger.”
    (Proxy fight underway at Disney which is why their stock hasn’t cratered yet)

  2. Figuring out what Hamas wanted to do isn’t hard, it’s not like they hide it. When and how can be harder, but these aren’t world class intellects in action either. The main problem as I see it is that Mossad was concentrating on internal affairs instead of external affairs. Intelligence agencies like to play politics instead of doing their job. Our intelligence agencies are quite a ways further down that road.

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