A Day That Changed My Life
75 years ago yesterday, an armada set out from the south of England to end the occupation of Western Europe and defeat the monster that was Nazi Germany. It was…
Dwarf Fortress
So the President is in Britain to participate in the 75th Anniversary celebrations of D-Day, having tea with the queen and such so, naturally, the amusing Muslim Midget Mayor of…
As You Sow… (Updated)
Things are getting increasingly sporty in Das Vaterland, apparently: German investigators have revealed that a popular regional political leader found dead in his garden was killed by a bullet fired…
‘Twas a Much Needed Vacation
Greetings and salutations, spectatores! We know we've been gone for a while (again, we hear you sigh, our apologies!), but it was really just what the doc ordered. If we'd…
Walls for Me, But Not for Thee
Pope Francis has donated 500,000 dollars to assist migrants immivaders in Mexico. The funds, from the Peter’s Pence collections, will be distributed among 27 projects promoted by sixteen Mexican dioceses…
DemoNazis Winning Hearts and Minds
Every time we think they cannot go any lower... Democratic Alabama state Rep. John Rogers is facing criticism after he advocated for abortion access and said that unwanted babies should…
Occasional Cortex is Afraid, Very Afraid
...of that strange, noisy thing in her kitchen sink. Apparently AOC doesn’t know what a garbage disposal is or what it’s used for according to her latest Instagram story. pic.twitter.com/H2i2dFWpkD—…
Calling a Spade a Spade
The Prozis really don't like it when they're quoted accurately, do they? So the President says the following about Governor Coonface Northam (D-Bavaria)'s casual attitude towards infanticide: “The baby is…
So Now… We’re an “Easter Worshipper?”
At least that's what Christians are suddenly called, unanimously, by the Prozi nomenklatura when talking about the islamist massacre in Sri Lanka, murdering 290 Christians attending Easter services. You won't…
He Might Have, But Would We Have Noticed the Difference?
“If Mitt Romney spent the same energy fighting Barack Obama as he does fighting Donald Trump, he could have won the race,” Trump wrote on Twitter, adding “(maybe)!” He shared…
The Joys of Nationalized Healthcare
The Brits are at it again, this time poisoning confused children with untested drugs. Staff quit NHS clinic over ethics and safety fears The only NHS gender clinic for children…
You Thought We Were Kidding, Right?
We weren't: Perhaps most controversial is a proposal in Domus, the architecture magazine, by Tom Wilkinson, for the fallen spire to be replaced with an Islamic minaret, to memorialise Algerians…
Keep at it, Prozis, Don’t Let Common Sense Stop You!
We implore you! For all that's good and holy, keep digging that hole of yours deeper. We're sure that you, dear LCs, have all been just as amused as yours…
In All Fairness, it’s the Only Thing She Knows
Rancid Talib (D-Gaza Strip) is now calling for hunger strikes to abolish ICE. Rep. Rashida Tlaib (D., Mich.) urged her supporters to join her in a hunger strike to push…