Good afternoon from my Hunker-Bunker overlooking the Puget Sound in West Seattle. It is a Thursday in the realm and yes, that is one of the neighborhood coyotes looking for one of our pets to eat. And she isn’t even from Haiti.
The news appears to be a mixed bag of bullshit today, so I will get right to it. Let’s start with the most earth shattering first, shall we?
Diddlin’ Diddy and his Dildos
The indictment alleges that the women — some of whom were still teenagers — were coerced into “Freak Off” sex sessions with male prostitutes that were often recorded while the music producer masturbated.
But the federal source told The Post that sometimes, Diddy would allegedly just watch the romps from another room.
“He also was able to watch the action remotely on his phone, cast it onto a TV in another part of the house,” the source said. “He didn’t have to be in the room when the sex was happening, although he frequently was.”
Is there a minimum allowed? Because I don’t have ANY dildos in my house. I live in a “Dildo-Free Environment”.
What a scare this would have been — if true
Kamala Safe And In Stable Condition After Attempted Interview Babylon Bee
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Americans across the country breathed a sigh of relief this morning following breaking news that Vice President Kamala Harris had survived an attempted interview.
The incident took place late yesterday afternoon during a campaign stop in Pennsylvania when a rogue reporter reportedly approached the vice president and fired off several questions before being tackled to the ground and subdued by Secret Service agents. Harris was quickly evacuated from the area and taken to a secure location.
Comedy has its roots in the truth. For something to be funny, there has to be a kernel of truth in it or it won’t hit the funny bone.
Here we have two candidates and the stark differences between them. Donald Trump has no problem going in front of a camera and spouting just about anything that pops into his head whether it makes sense or not. He has no filter. Kamala Harris, on the other hand avoids spontaneous interviews because she is very careful about what she says and how she says it.
Two very different campaign styles. But I am sure that if Kamala Harris thought she was losing, she’d probably do more interviews.
This isn’t good…
Trump Rallygoers Say They Are Experiencing Mysterious Eye Injuries
People seated behind the former president at a rally in Arizona reported symptoms including burning eyes.
Six people who sat behind former President Donald Trump at a rally in Tuscon, Arizona last week were left with strange eye injuries, including one who says she was nearly blind the day after, according to a report from local station News 4 Tucson.
One of the victims, anti-abortion activist Mayra Rodriguez, told the station her eyes began hurting after leaving the rally last Thursday.
“As soon as we left and we stepped outside my eyes were burning,” she said.
Rodriguez eventually went to the ER for treatment, where staff reportedly told her it looked like she was sprayed with something.
“The emergency room staff, from the triage nurse to the PA [Physicians Assistant] asked are you sure you didn’t get sprayed with something your symptoms look like you got sprayed with something,” she told N4T.
What a wild world we live in. Pagers and telephones blowing up, people attending political rallies getting sprayed in the face with chemicals. And people wonder why I am a hermit these days…
Social media companies engaged in ‘vast surveillance,’ FTC finds, calling status quo ‘unacceptable’
The FTC report looked at Amazon, Facebook, YouTube, Twitter, Snap, ByteDance, Discord, Reddit and WhatsApp.
Popular social media platforms and video streaming services pose serious risks to user privacy, with children and teenagers most at risk, the Federal Trade Commission found in a report published Thursday.
The report, which stretches more than 100 pages, details the data, advertising and recommendation-system efforts by these companies, and how they rely on information about users to sell ads. Users also “lacked any meaningful control over how personal information was used for AI-fueled systems” on the companies’ platforms, according to the report.
“While lucrative for the companies, these surveillance practices can endanger people’s privacy, threaten their freedoms, and expose them to a host of harms, from identify theft to stalking,” FTC Chair Lina Khan said in a press release.
When did they start scheduling political scandals?
Huge Story about to Drop on Mark Robinson . . .
The CNN article focuses on unsavory comments Robinson made in several online chatrooms, according to sources familiar with the material.
If what I’m hearing is correct, this story will nuke Robinson’s already dwindling chances of flipping termed-out Democratic governor Roy Cooper’s seat. Today is the drop-out deadline in North Carolina, though ballots are already being printed. Robinson spokesman Michael Lonergan tells National Review it’s “complete fiction” that the lieutenant governor will drop out of the governor’s race.
Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson under pressure to drop out of North Carolina governor race, sources say
RALEIGH, N.C. (WNCN) – In anticipation of a story expected to be published on Thursday, several sources tell CBS 17 Lt. Gov. Mark Robinson (R) is facing pressure from within the Republican Party to suspend his campaign.
Robinson had campaign events scheduled on Thursday but they were cancelled. He also did not attend Wednesday’s rally with Sen. JD Vance in Raleigh.
Ballots are scheduled to begin being mailed out to military and overseas voters on Friday.
In response to questions from CBS 17 about the status of Robinson’s campaign, spokesman Mike Lonergan wrote in an email, “Where on earth did you hear this absurd nonsense? Is the press just making stuff up out of whole cloth now?”
It’s unclear what details will be reported in the story that has some Republicans so concerned about the viability of Robinson’s campaign.
Why did they wait until now to bring all of this up? Apparently, this story has been floating under the surface for quite a while now, and Republicans were either hoping it wouldn’t be dredged up or that it would go away quietly on its own. Apparently, they were wrong.
UPDATE
Wouldn’t you know it, just as soon as I posted this column, the Robinson story dropped
‘I’m a black NAZI!’: NC GOP nominee for governor made dozens of disturbing comments on porn forum
(CNN) — Mark Robinson, the controversial and socially conservative Republican nominee for governor of North Carolina,?made a series of inflammatory comments on a pornography website’s message board more than a decade ago, in which he referred to himself as a “black NAZI!” and expressed support for reinstating slavery, a CNN KFile investigation found.
Despite a recent history of anti-transgender rhetoric, Robinson said he enjoyed watching transgender pornography, a review of archived?messages found in which he also referred to himself as a “perv.”
The comments, which Robinson denies making, predate his entry into politics and current stint as North Carolina’s lieutenant governor. They were made under a username that CNN was able to identify as Robinson by matching a litany of biographical details and a shared email address between the two.
Hopefully, nobody will ever find out about my fetish for ….
Exterminate! Exterminate! Ex-term-in-ate!
Alaska man charged with threatening to assassinate 6 Supreme Court justices
Maybe he will find a better hobby in federal prison.
Speaking about Assassination Attempts…
Just twelve fictional stories this month?
I mean, it sure seems like a lot more than twelve…
Fact check: 12 completely fictional stories Trump has told in the last month
• Harris and the military draft
• Harris’ CNN interview
• Transgender children and schools
• Harris and the Russian invasion of Ukraine
• Harris’ identity
• Harris’ 2020 primary performance
• Opinions of Roe v. Wade
• Elections in California
• A ‘Man of the Year’ award in Michigan
• Migrants, prisons and ‘the Congo’
• The jobs revision
Trump had an Audience
Kamala didn’t have an audience at the debate.
Hezbollah has a new communications system.
Iran offered the Biden campaign hacked information on Donald Trump
The Biden campaigned reported it directly to the FBI.
I remember when the Russians offered Trump information on Hillary Clinton. The Trump campaign was not only good with it, they used the information against her.
This is just more projection on Trump’s part. He will ALWAYS accuse others of doing what he’s been doing all along.
Well, if telling fake tales is acceptable…
FUN FACT: I still have the original mimeographed version of Jolly Roger’s “The Anarchist Cookbook” from Eden Press. My uncle started Eden Press in 1965.
Trump Hates Taylor Swift? Well:
This much was true: Richard Nixon didn’t like John Lennon at all. Not even in the least.
Last one of the day:
Okay. That’s it for the day. I’ve got hours of binge-watching left to do today…
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