If President Trump follows through with his threat to close the Southern Border with Mexico this week, say goodbye to your avocado toast.

A top distributor and grower of avocados has warned that the U.S. would run out of the fruit in three weeks if imports from Mexico are halted amid any possible border shutdown.

OK, that’s it… Mr. President, it pains us to say it, but we can no longer support you.

It’s not that we don’t appreciate what you’re doing by trying to keep our country from collapsing under the massive weight of rapists, murderers and drug dealers but…

Will Nobody Think of the Guacamole????

That’s it.

If a few hundred Americans being raped, murdered and run over by drunk illegals every year is the price we have to pay for that tasteless, green goo we sometimes dip chips in, then…

Well, sorry, but that’s just the way it has to be, then.

(Do we really have to use /sarc tags here? We don’t think we have a font big enough to do them justice).


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