A day at the camp

Welcome to Camp Clusterfuck, District of Columbia
Your guide this evening will be young Moriarity over yonder
We will be taking a hike through the central district, where
One will be able to observe the local wildlife and vermin at play (they never work)
You will gawk and moan in wonder, o’er the billions of dollars squandered
Especially when it is noted, that 78% goes to welcoming pockets of the D party hacks
Do watch out for the rats though, they do have the right of way in the gutters
And along with the illegal invaders, are a protected species.
Please avoid tipping over the ELFs, there are thousands of them about
ELF = Educated Liberal Failure. Yes, much redundancy there.
So, line up, line up and follow the tasseled umbrella of many colors
Left foot first, always!
March!