After much cogitation
, rumination and inspection of chicken entrails (assuredly after consuming said chicken exquisitely fried), it has been determined that what is wrong with Washington D.C. is traceable to a single drug now being flooded into the DC , blue state and blue city markets named FUBARBITOL (c).This product is very likely of Chinese origin and based on Afghan poppy extracts, enhanced with bat drool manipulated by laboratories in Wuhan and transported across the southern border from the failed state (not yet ours) named Meh ee ko, though some seems to filter in from Trudopia in Canuckistan , down to the Pacific Northwest.
It has been shown to cause mass delusion, uncontrolled hysteria, total incompetence and in some cases, actual Tourretes outbursts paired with incontinence. This has been observed first hand in most “Civil Disservice” departments , spokespersons for the current quasi government occupying the capital and even the presumed live occupant of the oval office.
Highly visible in Washington , it has spread to all branches of federal government, captive state media organs ( CBS, NBC, ABC, MSNBC, CNN, PBS) and segments of FOX News, not to mention the Pentagon, the (so called) press, institutions of learning and related socialist electronic media companies.
The afflicted are totally disconnected from reality, experience complete loss of rational thought processes, believing themselves deities in charge of the universe with omnipotent words which by simple utterance , change the course of rivers and completely dominate the lower classes (defined as all all who reject their insane behavior or question motives).
Stay sane, focus and direct your ire at the proper targets.
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