Good morning, to all my twatwaffles from my office stuffed between two of the Stadiums in Seattle. In a couple of hours we will have experienced the first full day of Trump 2.0. Yippee kai yay!
Today’s magic number is
In nine short days, I will tie the steering wheel of this sputtering wreck to the dashboard, put a brick on the accelerator pedal, and let this whole shebang fly out over a cliff and land in a riverbank some two hundred feet below.
I have a cliff that is much closer to home. I’d tell you where it is, but it’s a secret.
Here are some more videos I’ve collected for you this morning
An American TikToker
I’m already seeing them appear on Reels.
Baron Trump
This kid is tall, but not THAT tall…
“I’d Call 811,” seems like the perfect answer…
I have a couple of wood chippers on my property up north. MUCH easier than having to dig a hole…
Let me enjoy my Chinese App…
She does have a point…
There’s a penalty for washing cast iron pans…
I have NEVER washed a cast iron pot or pan.
Donnie’s Big Day
I can honestly say that I didn’t pay one bit of attention to any of the ‘festivities’ yesterday. It is pretty much how I plan on dealing with things for the next four years or so.
I Don’t Want To Know…
It just isn’t mentally or even physically healthy to be paying any bit of attention to the crap going on now. Ignorance IS bliss.
If I can’t be my own, I’d be better dead…
Layne was a good friend of mine, and he had lost his own agency at the end.
The Inauguration Balls were LIT!
It is exactly how I imagined it!
There’s got to be a morning after….
Imagine waking up to either of these guys…
Old Glory!
Well, okay then…
POV: America waking up to no Tik Tok
This was what I was seeing the other day…
Rehearsing my reactions to the new administration for the next four years…
I think I’ve gotten it memorized.
RedNote Social Media
Did you know that Tik Tok is banned inside of China? RedNote is the Chinese version, and it is closely monitored by the Chinese government.
Elon’s “Roman Salute”
I saw the video. It was an intentional NAZI salute supposedly for the purpose of “owning the Libs”.
I’m sorry, but he is only “owning” himself.
Target Affiliate Program
Target, Amazon, and a lot of others out there have what they call their “affiliates” programs where they will pay money to ‘influencers’ to react to or review products they sell.
For example, Blackmagic Designs just sent me three studio grade video cameras for me to review along with an ATEM Mini Pro Extreme ISO and a broadcast monitor. The cameras are $1400 each, the ATEM Mini Pro is $995 and the display monitor is $595. I get them for free just for posting a product review.
There is stupid money to be made in doing this stuff.
What Happened to the Drones?
We never did hear what it was all about.
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