“The Cows Are Going to Disappear!”

First Haitians are eating the pets in Springfield, Ohio. Now, if Kamala Harris wins, she will do away with cows.

Good morning from my office between the two stadiums in Seattle. It is a Sunday morning — game day for the Seahawks and the Bills — and I am getting ready for another busy day of events … and people.

Too many people. Can we keep the cows and do away with the people?

I wasn’t going to post anything political. But this was too funny to ignore. I mean the absurdity of many of Trump’s statements are legend, but this newest one simply defies any kind of logic.

Can you imagine what it would take to “do away with the cows” in this country, let alone the world? Does anyone bother to take even five minutes to sit and think what it would take to completely shift our main food staple from red meat to anything else?

Yeah, I get it: a lot of people are ‘freaking out’ over the idea of ‘lab-grown meat’ as a substitute (or possible replacement) diet choice for some people who cannot eat or digest red meat. It’s really not “lab-grown”, it’s just black beans made into a meat-like substance that may or may not have the taste and feel of real meat.

Will it ever do away with real meat? Not in our lifetimes. There could be a scenario in the distant future where cow no longer exist, but if that were ever to happen, I would also be wondering what happened to the other life forms on the planet, because it would take something really catastrophic for humans to shy away from actual meat.

I mean, TRY to be realistic here.

Vegans — as irritating as they tend to be — are not going to take over the world. Democrats eat just as many hamburgers as Republicans. I’ll be having a Boss Burger myself later on today. Doing away with cows isn’t really a thing.

Sure, there are a handful of people who do advocate for eating a plant-based diet. It’s probably more healthy in the long run if you eat a plant-based diet. But humans are walking garbage cans — we will eat anything that tastes good and fills a hole. If a cow walks by me and I am starving — I’ll be eating steaks before you can say “moo”.

This is almost as stupid as Trump claiming that kids are going to school and getting gender-affirming surgeries. Supposedly without the permission of the parents.

C’mon now. Are you fucking stupid? Why would anyone believe something as absurd as this? But there are people who hear this and will swear to you that it is truly happening.

That’s all I had to say today.