From my Rottie mates..to the lobotomised, pussified, lily livered panic merchants in Australia
FFS KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU with the 4300 rolls of TP, settle. the. FUCK. DOWN. Jesus H Christ, we got past the Cold War, we got past nuclear bombers on 24 hour alert with enough megatons aboard to make THANOS scream “I AM SOOO FUCKED”, we got past No Mans Land, we got past the nuclear tests, we got past syphilis, gonorrhea, flu, the Plague, we made it past AIDS and fuck knows what else, every single time I see one of these doomsayers I want to grab a bucket of old slimy worms and dump in on their heads.
To each and every one of them.
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION, NUMBNUTS?
Toilet paper panic buying? STABBING store staff over fucking LOO ROLLS?
No I am not joking, some LUNATIC did that. To some staffer collecting trolleys. We had another guy TASED over..toilet paper. He is now inm custody on charges of assault, battery, and ASSAULTING A COP. What kind of halfwit thinks that taking a swing at a cop is going to end any other way than a pair of steel bracelets and a stay in the local cells?
I cant WAIT till the judge sees this…..
FUCK ME…is this what we do when shit hits the fan? Run in circles? Scream OH NOOOOOOOOOS..its a goddamned virus, it isnt a zombie apocalypse ( kind of sorry for that, at least then SOMEONE would be having fun….braiiinsssss….)
So, to those of us with more than two brain cells to rub together, this is LCBren in Aust at home, safe and sound, sun shining, nice quiet day outside, no dogs or cats living together, and at least OUR PM had the cojones to tell Aussies to chill the fuck OUT and let staff restock.
There is NO shortage for FFS. People are just rushing in like fucking LEMMINGS and panic buying and the stores cant keep up..on another vein…
Rotties.
Do me a small favour, will ya?
Go to your local supermarket / Wal Mart / whatever . take some booze or drinks or chocolates or a thank you card and give it to them with a smile. They are the poor schlubs dealing with the kind of IDIOCY one sees only at a Felonia Von Pantsuit rally (she may want to run with Biden…I know i know..TELL ME ABOUT IT..) and could do with a few smiles and a few thank yous.
Okay for now.
QANTAS aint flying. Working on what they call “social distancing” ( Wait does that mean my planned 30 person all in orgy in the middle of George Street is cancelled?..damn….) and the boffins are working on a vaccine. Goods news is they have made progress.
“Everybody is feeling so helpless right now
,” she said.
“And I realised that there was something that I could do to help, and I’m excited to be here.”
Ms Haller is one of 45 volunteers being given two injections 28 days apart to test the vaccine’s safety. It is one of the large number of processes necessary before any vaccine can be given the green light for mass production and distribution.
Ma’am..we will probably never meet, but I am beyond thankful for your courage. Thank you. A thousand times….THANK YOU.
We will weather this. We will get past this. In a few months when the vaccines come out we will look back and shrug. Some of us will do so with pride and a smile as to how we stayed calm and kept doing what we were doing…I dont feel sorry For these useless worthless panic merchants..I pity them.
They aint Australians..or at least not the Aussies I know.
I also thank the living God our old ANZACS arent here to see this public display of arrant, gibbering cowardice in the face of adversity.
They’d want to die again…of utter and total shame.
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