Darwin Weekly Award Winner [Update]
I think I'm safe saying that we've all had one of those "hold my beer and watch this Bubba" moments, but sometimes even those are exceeded by something that's beyond…
Lions and Tigers and WiFi….Oh My !!!
Well here we go again with the latest hysteria over portions of the electromagnetic spectrum. WiFi signals. Trial lawyers around the country must be drooling and pitching pup-tents over this…
Economic Idiocy On Display
In the Peepuls Republik of Kaliforniastan™ of course. California City to Buy Chinese Electric Buses Financed by Taxpayers.. The City of Long Beach Transit Authority decides naturally to go green…
Meanwhile, Godzilla and Mothra Continue to NOT Appear
...but we'll be damned if we're going to be the last blog to report the Nuclear Zombie Apocalypse, whether it actually is going to happen or not because, well, WE…
Dumbest Defense of Mitch “Fwenchie” Daniels Yet
Writes RINOglican Apologist Avik Roy at NRO: Conservatives who criticize Daniels for his stance on the right-to-work legislation remind me a bit of liberals who called Obama a coward for…
Idiot Glowbull Wormening Cultist Compares Michael Mann to Galileo
Or something similarly stupendously senseless. Remember the old saying about an infinite amount of monkeys with an infinite amount of typewriters? It appears that His Majesty has located one of…
Railroading Idiots
Just a few thoughts on the "let's build railroads for the WIN!" idiocy emanating from King Ogabe's Idiocratic Misadministration these days since nobody else seems to be posting worth a…
Glowbull Wormening Does it Again! (UPDATED)
Plus, Paul "Enron Advisor" Krugman proves, once more, that he's a blathering idiot with no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Unless providing people with an IQ above that of boiled leeks with…
And While We’re on the Subject of Rampant Mental Illness
We give you Al Gore, high priest of the Cult of Wormening. And you can keep him. Please. It's not that we're particularly surprised that he recently blamed record snowfalls…
Will Somebody Please Wake Us Up From This Nonsense?
We've just come to the conclusion that what our government needs isn't a major change in personnel, what they need more than anything else is a mandatory psychiatric evaluation with…
Will Nobody Stop Those Haters and Terrorists?
The notorious Tea Party fanatics at Politico, those violence-inciting, murderous, uncivil, extremist, right wing animals, are calling for the assassination of politicians all across the nation with a map riddled…
Birth Certificate Update
Yes. We know that you're all dying to hear about that subject again and we, being ever the benevolent Emperor, cannot deny your wishes, no matter how much you've never…
Chutzpah Alert
If it wasn't so sad, it would be hilariously funny. OK, we take it back. It's hilariously fucking funny no matter how you put it. The liberals are bent out…
Olberdouche “Na Na Na Na” Open Thread
Seeing as how the subject of today seems to be Cock, these joyous news, brought to us by LC Jaybear, deserve a thread of their own. Only thing is: What…
Chuckling at Chuckles
Today, Chuckles the Tadpole Queen is in high dudgeon over Rick Santorum noting a certain inconsistency in Chuckles' god king Ogabe's rhetoric, saying the following: “The question is, and this…