Grate Moments in Publik Skooling
It started Friday when her mother got a call from the principal about a playground incident. Caitlin explained that she and her two friends were using their imaginations, playing "King…
He Chose… Poorly
The Freedom Caucus will hurt the entire Republican agenda if they don't get on the team, & fast. We must fight them, & Dems, in 2018!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump)…
You Idjits Just Live to Give Us Material to Work With, Don’t You?
Oh fer fuck's sakes! We tested bots like Siri and Alexa to see who would stand up to sexual harassment Women have been made into servants once again. Except this…
One of Der Fubar’s Führerbefehle Hardest Hit as Glowbull Wormening Scam Takes One to the Nuts
President Donald Trump signed an executive order on Tuesday rolling back Obama-era policies to curb planet-warming greenhouse gas emissions, a senior White House official said. The order, called the “Energy…
Helping Hand for European Rebels?
So, the other day we were reading an article and watching some YouTube videos about the rampant thought policing and repression of free speech in EUnuchistan, people being arrested for…
Let the Infighting Continue…
Oh, the laughs, the side-splitting, horrendously painful laughs (thanks to LC & IB Bill Quick): In the weeks approaching the Women's March on Washington, a woman in Los Angeles accidentally…
You’re So Fucking Speshul, Aren’t You?
So, we're informed that a bunch of "anti"-fascist fascists in KKKalifornikate decided it would be fun to, once again, pepper spray people for not being fascists or something (we get…
You Can’t Professionalize Unless You Federalize
Or so we've been told. The very Professional Federal Child Diddlers of the TSA found another sexy little grope toy at DFW, a 13-year-old obvious terrorist guilty of the dangerous…
“Oh No, It’s Going GRRRRRRREAT!”
News from the Prozi Party HQ, where newly elected Chief Racist, Obergruppenführer Perez, is starting his very own Röhm-Putsch: Democratic National Committee Chairman Tom Perez has launched a major overhaul…
It’s Working
Mheh. Let's give them their due, however. Making up more fantasy shit on a daily basis than the collective efforts of all fantasy authors, living AND dead, is pretty impressive.…
Piss off, Pali
In other good news, a paleoswinian terrorist sow who somehow managed to lie her way past her "extreme vetting" and obtain U.S. citizenship is now going to be a non-citizen,…
Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors
Via the Blogfather: Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner's son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said. Wagoner County sheriff's deputies were…
Cucks Continue Cucking, UnCuckvincingly
While the entire Cuckservative wing are busy blaming the Freedom Caucus for the death of the abortion of a shit sandwich Obamacare "repeal" bill (They repealed one word and replaced…
What We Need is a Version of AdBlocker that Launches a DDoS Attack on any Site With AutoPlay Videos
...among other things. So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor's site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your…
They’re Teaching the Saxon to Hate
Ran across this over at Mike's. No anger for me this time. No rage like I’ve felt before. No desperate urge to get out there and scream at the idiots…