Oh, and On a General Note:
Could somebody, somewhere, somebody who can, in fact, do so, please utterly devastate, destroy and lay in ruins whatever cabal of illiterate fuckwads came up with the commenting system called…
And If You Think That Darrell “Beard” Issa is Going to do Either Jack or Shit About This…
... then you're too dumb to merit the oxygen you're wasting every day. What Happens when Lois Lerner Returns to Testify Next Week? His Imperial Majesty is going to go…
It’s A Dirty Job…
And Mike Rowe got to do it. Again. Tell us: If somebody, some huge corporation, say, were to promise to purchase $250,000,000,000, that's $250 BILLION, worth of goods manufactured in…
We’ve Got Nothin’
Not much to thrill you three remaining, steadfast, loyal readers with today, so er... This is where we traditionally proceed to hammer out umpteen gazillion words anyway, but we really…
No, We Really Don’t Give a Shit. Sorry.
Somebody writing for something called The Nation which is allegedly something that people read is getting all pearl-clutchy because the right wing hatey haters of the cisgender heteronormative patriarchal oppressive…
Oh, and Something More You Can Continue to Ignore, Ignomericans.
Dear beautiful America, please, stop moving Forward I now live in Northern California, in the heart of the Bay Area, thousands of miles away from my homeland. And yet the…
ObamaCare Getting a Body Count
But don't anybody dare say "death panel", because that's just so, so, EXTREMIST AND VISIGOTHY, you hating haters. This Wednesday, my little sister, Julie, will be buried. She died because…
Socialist Parasites
A quote from an interesting article that you should read in full (h/t Ace): Ponder the graph above. Sixty-nine per cent of Labour supporters would want a top rate tax…
Inside the 52%’s Leftist “Minds”
For lack of a more descriptive word for whatever it is that's sloshing around underneath those pointed domes on top of their shoulders. Leftists describe the horrible raycisssssm of the…
Your Tears of Frustration, They Nourish Me
Few things make His Majesty smile as happily as news that union thugs have failed to intimidate and bully workers into joining their criminal racket. After three days of voting…
On This Day in History
...In which His Imperial Majesty attempts to bore you all to tears with his irreverent commentary about monumental historic events. Such as Feb 14, 270 AD, when Claudius the Cruel…
Where?
I know that most of us here remember the brave, and often tragic, stories of people fleeing the Iron Curtain, like the four East Germans below. Scenes like this reminded…
Citizens For A REALLY Safe Ashland
Warning, biting satire and sarcasm ahead: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixhsuB6xMR8#t=20 Jim Treacher, from whom we stole this, says: When I attended my first Tea Party in Indianapolis back in April 2009, two of…
You Didn’t Actually EXPECT Consequences For the Regime in a One Party Fascist Police State, Did You?
All of these have to be rhetorical flourishes. They have to be, or the one uttering them is completely and utterly clueless (h/t Ace). President Barack Obama maintains there’s “not…
Everything Old is New Again
You know that warm, fuzzy feeling you get from watching something that you've seen before, something that you're intimately familiar with, something that holds no surprises for you? Like watching…