2011…The Year When The Stupid Stupefied.
The Imperial Consigiliere sums up 2011 depressingly perfectly and resolves to not go quietly. We join him in that resolution. As we join in Jerry Philipson's resolution to use every…
The Imperial Consigiliere sums up 2011 depressingly perfectly and resolves to not go quietly. We join him in that resolution. As we join in Jerry Philipson's resolution to use every…
Because we just found out that we won the Debra Morgan Award™ for Best Use of Cursewords! Tied, to be sure, with the excellent Cold Fury and Doubleplusundead, but being…
What a can of whoop-ass looks like inside? Wonder no more:
First off, we have no recollection where we got this from, it was just sitting in an open tab laughing at us. So if you're the source, please step forward…
Bitch, PLEASE! Don't throw us into that briar patch! First of all, the Iranian "Navy" couldn't block a sink drain if it wanted to, mainly because it would cease to…
What a doofus he is! (h/t Ace). Just like the time he couldn't remember, what's her face again?, Supreme Court Justice... Wise Latina? Oh no, Sotomayor, I got it. CEDAR…
From Director Blue. All good, but I have to defend the Blame America First Nutjob who calls the traitor Bradley Manning a "true patriot" on one item on the list,…
And we have to admit he's going to be hard to beat: The number of officers killed in the line of duty jumped 13 percent in 2011 compared with the…
Courtesy of LC readerjp, GLOR, we have this heartwarming story of an anti-Semite sow who got what was going around when it finally came around: An Atlanta-area woman who sent…
Fighting courageously for every fictional American's right to vote as many times as possible (as long as they vote NSDWP, that is). The Obama administration entered the fierce national debate…
We have a feeling that this isn't going to make it into an episode on the new show, "All-American Muslim." “Neighbors horrified at news of family’s slayings in Grapevine." Citing…
Presumably in a mostly peaceful manner, bringing the number of mostly peacefully killed as a result of Ogabe's favorite "grassroots" movement to 9. JUST LIKE THE TEA PARTY! Occupy Eugene…
Needless to say, we'll still vote for him, but that's just because we at least reserve the right to refuse pulling the trigger of the gun pointed at our head.…
...to dust off the entire Imperial Palace, it would seem, as our eyes were watering something fierce after watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMUhlRSem0M Merry Christmas, y'all, and a very special greeting to…
We were out of pork rinds, so the fat man gets cookies this year. In all seriousness, Merry Christmas to all of you wondrous people I have the honor of…