Happy No Labor Day Open Thread
It has long been His Imperial Majesty's custom to hail Labor Day as "the day we celebrate labor by refusing to do any." No longer. After 5 years of NuMerikan…
Do not try this at home…..
...these people are Russian drivers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-l4w-DIiXk And with that I declare an open thread. The Imperial Booze cabinet is open, canapes are on the right, and if anyone can work…
Let’s go racing!
Well maybe not just yet.... Fridays were race-night in the environs of Ohio where I grew up - it's all we had to do. Tinker with our cars, and race…
One of Two White, Tea Party Right Wing Extremist Boston Bombers Dead, Other on the Run
Except, of course, that it turned out that the two were, in fact, Chechen mooselimbs. Yes, we know. Shocking, right? Who would have thunk that a pair of radicalized mooselimb…
The Deathstar was an inside job
We all knew it There was skulduggery afoot the day the DeathStar died. Call those responsible to account!! Palpatine lied, people died, no war for DROIDS!!!! And with that, Rotties,…
What? We’re Still Here? Open Thread
We guess that means that we're going to have to pay back those loans we took out all of December. Anybody spot us a few mil? Thatisall.
Thursday Open Thread
Since we keep being told that we don't have enough of those and, well, you have a point. We're having too much fun being pithy on Teh Twitter right now…
Election Day Open Thread
By popular demand, and just to make sure we have one since I won't be available all night as I have to do my part to keep the pumps pumping…
Incompetence at Home, Impotence Abroad
To paraphrase the Weekly Standard a bit regarding Der Fubar's reign of error, as we learn this: Navy to Lay Off 3,000 Sailors After which it was our plan to…
Happy Labor Day Open Thread
And, speaking of labor: This Chair STILL Not Taken Have fun in the comments. Thatisall.
Saturday Night Open Obam-bam Thread
Since we haven't had an open thread for, we don't know... A while. But first, a word from the president of the United States: Okay, so he's not saying much…
While Subversive, Counterrevolutionary, Doubleplusungood Thinking is Still Allowed
We give you this awesome music video and an Open Thread: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzHAlwEK7a4 We didn't reach out to the DNCMedia for their reaction, because we already know it: "That is some…
Your Sunday Afternoon Funny (and Open Thread)
"We're not retreating on the Eastern Front, we're merely straightening out the front lines in more easily defensible positions!" However, President Barack Obama and Vice President Joe Biden are not…