Shocking Poll: Humans Tend to Grow More Conservative as They Age

News at eleven, but for those of you enjoying watching Allahpundit clutching his pearls squealing “what can it MEAN?”, here’s the link.

And no, we’re not referring to the poll’s results on Russia, we’re referring to the other results that Allahpundit, in his usual “subtle” Louisville Slugger fashion, interprets to mean that the only way for conservatives to win is to cease being conservative. Because look, the kids are less conservative than their parents!

As opposed to what specific period in history, Allahpundit? We’re just asking.

Oh well, carry on. Thatisall.