Imagine what His Imperial Majesty thought when he read this baffling bullshit, fresh from the flapping jaws of RINOcrat Karl Rove.

“I don’t think the tea party is going to seize upon Fort Lee and the George Washington Bridge as their defining difference for Chris Christie,” Rove said. “In fact, I think his handling of this, being straightforward, taking action, saying I’m responsible, firing the people, probably gives him some street cred with tea party Republicans who say ‘That’s what we want in a leader, someone who steps up and takes responsibility.’”

You can try, but you won’t succeed. Words cannot describe our incredulity that anything bipedal could be that utterly, completely ignorant of reality. Or perhaps bitterly clinging to the fifteen tubs of Crisco that he’d been looking forward to greasing his Golden Boy Kris Krispy’s flabby body with in preparation for ’16.

Then again, this is the same Einstein who pissed away the GOP ascendancy from 2000-2006, which is much like fucking up boiling water, and then went on to brilliantly foist losers McStain and RomneyCare on us. The same towering intellect and “strategist” whose organization, American Crosstoads, er roads, pissed away over $100,000,000 of their clients’ money in return for a stunning “success” rate of… 1.3%

Yes, O Mighty Rove, Kris Krispy has everything we Tea Partiers clamor for in a leader: A gun-grabbing, glowbull wormening-endorsing, illegal immigration-supporting, Ogabe-slobbering fuckwit who knows how to make ordinary, innocent people suffer when he can’t have his way.

He utterly and completely won us over with that temper tantrum of his, just as we gave up our half a decade long fight against Comrade Zero and embraced socialism the moment he made little old ladies piss themselves on a bus in Yellowstone because Weepy Boner hesitated more than five minutes before he agreed to give him everything he wanted. That moment, that very moment is when we realized that what really got our juices flowing and, ahem, hardened our resolve was a leader who dared punish the weak for things they had nothing to do with, just to show everybody who’s boss.

It’s fucking amazing that your Clown Circus even managed to break one percent in 2012. Somebody must have been handing out pity fucks that night.

Elsewhere, Allahpundit is creaming himself a bit, thinking that his darling Rove might be on to something.

Don’t stop believing, Allahpundit…


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