Sorry, we served up the last penis jokes for lunch yesterday, but at least this story, brought to our attention by LC Just Another Random Nut, GLOR, has quite a few dickheads in it, so we’re just going to throw it out there.

No, it’s not about 404Care for once. We can only point fingers and laugh at the three people who signed up for it for so long, you know. No, this is about a bunch of hippies and glowbull wormening “scientists” who decided to jump on a ship and sail to Antarctica to document how the actions of us Blasphemers Against the Most Holy Writ of Gore™ have turned that desolate, icy wasteland, er, pristine, natural habitat for the world’s most majestic species into a desolate… No, wait, that doesn’t work.

Aaaanyhoo… This Chris Turney character, a “climate scientist” (“high priest” is so much easier to type, you guys, and it means the exact same thing) and, coincidentally, the founder of a “clean carbon” scam called Carbonscape and thus absolutely NOT financially vested in the success of the whole Glowbull Wormening Cult Scheme, jumps on a boat with a bunch of fellow Jonestowners to go film sweating penguins spontaneously catching fire in the searing heat of Antarctica or something.

And then reality intrudes on their adventure.

In the shape of 15 feet of solid ice rudely imprisoning their ship and its complement of Climate Warriors where no ice was supposed to be found. Granted, not as bad as the idiot hippie jet skiers trying to go through the mythical Northwest Passage earlier this year and, also granted, not quite as frozen as those dimwits surely must be by now.

So they sent for help from some fellow communists, a ChiCom icebreaker, and that one got stuck in the ice as well. A fwench ship also made a rescue attempt but got diverted when the captain thought he heard a penguin yell at him in German and promptly surrendered.

Currently they’re waiting to be rescued by helicopter while their ship is being covered in inch after inch of global warmening, and we just can’t wait to find out what will happen to foil that attempt.

Irony. It just never works out well for Progressive Fascists, does it?


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By Emperor Misha I

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