In a world where members of Barack Hussein Ear Leader’s AV Club (formerly known as “the media”) are suddenly caught in more and more uncharacteristic acts of actual journalism (CBS, NBC, CNN, WaPo, the list of outlets beginning to mention the unmentionable, that Der Obama is a Big Fat Liar keeps growing), you can count on The Grey Whore, The New York Slimes, to have Ear Leader’s nutsack covered. With their slobbering lips.
Congressional Republicans have stoked consumer fears and confusion with charges that the health care reform law is causing insurers to cancel existing policies and will force many people to pay substantially higher premiums next year for coverage they don’t want.
Actually, they’re “stoking fears and confusion” with millions of well-documented cancellation letters stating exactly that, but don’t let reality get in the way of your usual Narrative™. You never did before.
That, they say, violates President Obama’s pledge that if you like the insurance you have, you can keep it.
Yes indeed it does. If you had a plan you liked and you can’t keep it, thanks to Obamanocchio’s 404Care, then it would seem to stand in stark contrast to a pledge that such a thing would never happen, doesn’t it?
But wait. The Grey Meth Whore is just building up to one of the greatest howlers in the history of journaljizzm:
Mr. Obama clearly misspoke when he said that.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes, you Old Grey Slut, your wannabe boyfriend “clearly misspoke” when he read “if you like your plan, you can keep it. Period” from his TOTUS over and over and over again. Here, let us refresh your memory again:
“After the Sudetenland, Germany has no further territorial claims in Europe”, Hitler clearly misspoke.
“I assure you, no Soviet missiles will be stationed in Cuba, Mr President”, Nikita Kruschev misspoke.
“Read my lips: No. New. Taxes”, George H W Bush clearly misspoke.
Oh please, you ridiculous whores, you’re killing us with your shameless lying here.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
So what’s next? You’ll issue a correction to your editorial tomorrow, stating that you “clearly mistyped?”
*SNORT!*
Thatisall.