To quote an anonymous member of the Allgemeine-SS, er, Park Rangers: “We’ve been told to make life as difficult for people as we can. It’s disgusting.”
Indeed it is. Yet you guys seem hell bent on “juzt follovink orderz” anyway, don’t you? Hmmm… That defense doesn’t work, you know, not even in the original German. But it sounds better in German.
Las Vegas, NV (KTNV) — The government shutdown is being felt close to home for some locals. They say they’re being forced out of private homes on Lake Mead because they sit on federal land.
Joyce Spencer is 77-years-old and her husband Ralph is 80. They’ve been spending most of their time in the family ice cream store since going home isn’t an option.
The Spencers never expected to be forced out of their Lake Mead home, which they’ve owned since the 70s, but on Thursday, a park ranger said they had 24 hours to get out.
“I had to go to town today and buy Ralph undershirts and jeans because I forgot his pants,” Joyce Spencer told Action News.
(h/t LC & IB Angrywebmaster)
But don’t forget: That park ranger was “only follovink orderz”, so you can’t blame him. He’s just “helping those old folks ‘relocate'”. Yep, that’s it. They’ll be much happier where they’re going. It’s for their own good, you ungrateful peasants!
In South Dakota, the Allgemeine-SS is busy coning off “viewing areas” (basically widened shoulders requiring no supervision at all) around Mt. Rushmore to keep people from taking pictures and, of course, “to make life as difficult for people as they can”, as they said, right before marching off to kick a few more old people out of their homes while whistling the Horst Wessel Lied.
Once again we remind you: Those are all examples of disruptions made on the orders of Der Führer to create as much misery as possible, misery he can then later blame on those Evil Republicans. Orders that cost more to enforce by orders of magnitude than simply doing nothing, nothing being what’s usually being done in those areas since nothing is pretty much all that is required.
But Der Führer has to have some theatre, some misery that he hopes to direct at Republicans. Republicans that have passed funding bills for every single one of those areas already, bills that won’t ever get to the Senate floor for a vote, thanks to that execrable, wrinkled ghoul, Harry “Why Would We Want to Treat Children With Cancer?” Reid.
But it’s all the Republicans’ fault, remember?
All of this so Der Führer and his National Socialist Democrats’ party can get their hands deeper into your wallets, their noses deeper into your lives and their hobnailed jackboots grinding into your faces, taking away the insurance plans you were promised you could keep or, if you’re among those who couldn’t afford insurance in the first place, to force you to buy that insurance that you couldn’t afford at an even higher price. Or you’ll be fined out of the money you already don’t have.
Heil Obama, Heil Unser Führer, Heil Das Partei!
We tried for YEARS to warn you, America. You wouldn’t listen.
Thatisall.
ALSO: Read this post, recommended to us by The Imperial Library Czar, describing just how Der Führer and his Party have gone about systematically destroying everything that made this country great. It will infuriate you but, at this point, that’s just what the doctor ordered.
Time is running out, people.