Two Commierado Commies Recalled

Because we know how much we need good news.

Apparently “standing up against the commies in a one party system” isn’t all that hopeless after all.

Although we’d have much preferred if the commie animals had been turned into meat wind chimes, because that’s all that commies are good for, and they suck at that too. For one thing, socialists smell like shit, they’re not even human and they don’t make much of a sound when you hit them with a nail-studded 2×4. But it’s still great fun to do so.

Take heart, America.

The only sure way of losing this fight is to forfeit because it’s “hopeless”, and then we’ll deserve everything we get.

Thatisall.