Those who so desire can feel free to break out the tinfoil hats. I’ll report, y’all decide.
I was sent an article. It was more than a tad tongue in cheek, with some mention of Buraq Hussein Obama as an alien. That was sarcasm. Given that we have nothing in the way of independent records of the life of the occupant of the White House; alien is a word that has come up, albeit in the terrestrial sense. But we have no reliable documentation of a number of points in question including; his birthplace, who paid for his schooling, the passports he may have traveled on [which does have legal implications], which of several Social Security numbers listed to him is actually his, why literally no one seems to remember him at Columbia University, and his actual school records, or his medical records.
Which makes any physical evidence about his past at least worthy of some examination and pondering.
As I said, I was sent an article. Here is the link.
There are two pictures. My html-fu is too weak to know how to extract them and display them here, so I will ask you to go to the link and look at them. [and if any of the more skilled members of the Management care to extract and display them appropriately credited, it would be helpful (I got ya Subotai, right below the fold – crunch)] They show head shot photos of Obama at what appears to be a Christmas time reception [upper picture has what appears to be a Christmas tree behind the First Wookie] from about his 3 o’ clock position, and from his 7 o’ clock position. Both at fairly close range. They show what appears to be a scar under his hair reaching from just aft of the centerline of the top of his right ear, arcing around the back of his head roughly following the boundary between the occipital and parietal lobes to a matching point at the top of his left ear.
Buraq is known to change his hair dressing at need, especially hair color to match the occasion [documented in pictures of his public appearances]; but he has maintained a fairly short hairstyle. Thinking back, I seem to remember seeing this in other pictures, but did not take any special note of it. In part I believe this is because we have a cultural taboo in this country to looking at or commenting on other peoples’ scars or disabilities.
Have others seen this scar elsewhere?
Once this was sent to me, I passed the word to various others on the subject. Here is what I asked:
On a more serious note, scar patterns can indicate specific surgical procedures. Given the location, my first guess would be neurosurgery, with a possible fallback of some very clumsy plastic surgery. While I have worked around medical matters for years, it was around the “meatball medicine” and “Golden Hour” end. … Anyone on the list recognize this scar pattern?
If there is anybody in the Empire with the requisite knowledge, do y’all recognize this scar pattern?
In the answers was some discussion of the possibility of this being sequalae of the use of obstetric forceps at birth. That was fairly thoroughly debunked. But I got another answer from someone I know who has been a surgical nurse her entire career.
I HAVE BEEN A SURGICAL NURSE FOR 38 YEARS. ITS NOT A TYPICAL SCAR, LOOKS LIKE HE WAS WHACKED IN THE HEAD WITH SOMETHING. OR SOMEONE ALTERED HIS FACIAL APPEARANCE WITH SOMEKIND OF FACE LIFT AND TRIED TO HIDE THE SCAR IN HIS HAIR, WITHOUT SUCCESS.
IT IS NOT FROM FORCEPS DELIVERY I CAN TELL YOU
LOBOTOMY??? TO BIG FOR A CHIP IMPLANT. MY BET IS SOME FACIAL ALTERING PLASTIC SURGERY
With our lack of knowledge other than self-reporting about the background of “Teh Won”, any physical data gains more importance, in that it may be possible to check independently. Several possibilities come to mind, but I would be glad to entertain others. First, the “whacked in the head” scenario:
If he was whacked in the head, did he have some sort of brain surgery for injuries? What was the extent of injuries?
Any neurosurgery involves the risk of mental, physical, or psychological deficits as sequalae.
Conversely, was he just whacked in the head, and no surgery involved? An impact large enough to leave that much scarring is non-trivial. While the occipital lobe controls largely motor functions, such an impact sets off shock waves that travel around inside the skull. The effect of concussion can be focussed elsewhere than the point of impact. Once again, this involves the risk of mental, physical, or psychological deficits as sequalae.
And again, granting that all we know about Obama is that which he has related or had related on his behalf with no independent confirmation; we are given to understand that Buraq grew up as the spoiled, slacker-doper, prep-school child of the upper class [I am sure he would characterize it differently; but if you read his two ghost-written, pre-accomplishment autobiographies, that is how it comes out.]. Nowhere is there mention of an incident of a major whacking in the head. And to be honest, his lifestyle and known boon companions were not of the “major trauma whack on the head” genre.
Just as it was very much the business of the American people that say; Democrat Vice Presidential candidate Thomas Eagleton had been treated for mental health problems, or that H. Ross Perot’s Vice Presidential candidate ADM. James Stockdale had been held and tortured by the North Vietnamese, which may have had after effects [“Who am I? Why am I here?“], it is very much the business of the American people to know if Buraq Hussein Obama “just ain’t right in the head”.
Finally, there is the matter of, as my friend put it,
MY BET IS SOME FACIAL ALTERING PLASTIC SURGERY.
And that, my fellow citizens of the ROTTWEILER EMPIRE, can possibly open up several pallets of cases of #10 cans of worms.
I don’t claim to have a whole lot of answers. However, unusually when dealing with Buraq, there is physical evidence not hidden away by court order that points to possible conclusions. The pictures show what appear to be scars. There are a whole lot of other pictures in the public domain that may be searched to confirm their existence. It is not likely that this is just a bad haircut, because if the Royal Barber impinged on the image of perfection that is “Teh Won”; he would have a quick encounter with the Pear of Anguish.
So barring the original poster’s sarcastic reference to Obama as an alien [space-type], or the markings being an “open here” indicator for an android [and yes, that is sarcasm for any Moonbats who may try to answer that like it was serious]; we are left with two options. Either there was major head trauma, with or without surgery, or there was a deliberate effort to alter his appearance for whatever reason.
I offer it to the Gentle Readers here. Any information or theories you may come up with are welcome. And you are welcome to forward this to who or wherever you want for further investigation.
LC Subotai Bahadur, Lord Pao An