Ace links to an article about how support for Barry Diaper Rash’s Excellent Syrian Adventure doesn’t seem to materialize and how we can probably expect another massive wave or bribes, give-aways and charges to our children’s bank accounts to get Barry Bumrush the votes that he so desperately needs, lest he be left looking like the bumbling, incompetent fuckup that he truly is.
The White House has other inducements for members who are still resistant. “I think the White House candy store is open,”said John Bolton, a former U.N. ambassador under President Bush who opposes a military strike against Syria, on Fox News Tuesday. “What do you need for your district or state? A post office? A new military facility? What do you want? I think anything you want you’re going to get because the White House is going to do whatever it takes to get a majority.”
And you know, it might actually work. It certainly did work when the whores of Congress sold out our children’s futures by voting for OgabeCare in exchange for an assortment of bribes, but that doesn’t mean that it can’t work out to the advantage of our nation this time.
So sure, His Imperial Majesty is willing to work with Comrade Ogabe on this one. For a price. Since O’Boehner and McCockless, not to mention the Three Amigos McShitstain, Grahamnesty and Cantor, are so hell bent and determined to manufacture a “yay” on president Twinkletoes’ urge to distract the nation from his endless series of catastrophic failures and acts of treason, why don’t you put a price tag on it?
We mean, you moron GOP traitors have been braying far and wide about how bloody determined you are to repeal OgabeCare (unless you actually have to, you know, repeal it), so why not, for once, put your yaps where your money is? Tell Ogabe that you’ll get the “yay” votes he needs if he immediately repeals the destruction of our health care system.
Fuck, we’d be OK with that.
His Imperial Majesty would be perfectly willing to bless the hellfire of tens of thousands of missiles on the noggins of pisslamic fuckheads who hate our guts anyways if it meant saving the best healthcare system on the planet for our children and grandchildren.
Ogabe would get his distraction, O’Boehner would get what he’s been claiming he wants but can’t quite bring himself to do anything about until Next Tuesday™ and be a fucking hero to the vast majority of Americans and our kids and grandkids won’t have to live with the kind of health”care” that we grew up with in socialististan.
All for the price of a few thousand pisslamic haji fucknuts’ lives?
A steal at that price.
You have a bargaining chip, Weepy Boner, no go fucking BARGAIN.
Or go to hell. Skip the wait because you’re going there anyway, you Benedict Quisling shitbird.
Thatisall.