We don’t know if you’ve heard of young Australian Chris Lane who was brutally murdered in Oklahoma while out jogging by three wastes of DNA who, according to their statements when they were arrested, were “just bored, so they decided to kill somebody.” If you haven’t, you can be excused, since the OgabeMedia has been singularly disinterested in making a big deal out of it.
After all, Chris Lane looked nothing like the son that Barack the Bastard never had:
Oh and two of the murderous scumbags DID look a lot like the sons that Barack the Bastard never had:
So, nothing to see here. Move along. Racists!
Needless to say, Barack the Bastard hasn’t been holding speeches about it and, equally needless to say, Jesse Hi-Jackson, Al Sharp-as-a-bowling-ball-ton and the rest of the Usual Race Baiting Suspects™ haven’t been tripping over themselves to arrange marches, inciting riots and whatnot to protest the murder of a stupid creepy-ass cracker who probably owned slaves… Oh wait, he was an Australian. Shut up. SHUT. UP!!!!
But then Jesse Hi-Jackson of the fortune squeezed out of dead bodies finally spoke up:
Praying for the family of Chris Lane. This senseless violence is frowned upon and the justice system must prevail.
— Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) August 21, 2013
Oh good. He frowns upon innocent people being gunned down by bored teenagers. Did you hear that? He FROWNS upon it! Oy vey! The Frown of Doom™ hath been unleashed!
Well that fixes that, we suppose, because who can withstand The Frown™ of almighty Jesse Hi-Jackson? Never since Henry V’s speech before Agincourt has such righteous, devastating FURY been unleashed! Never in the history of mankind has truth been so convincingly spoken to power. Never since Martin Luther nailed his 95 theses to the door of the Castle Church of Wittenberg has such a clear denunciation been posted!
We bow down in awe, for who can withstand the awesome power of the frown, THE FROWN, WE TELL YOU?!
Glad that’s all been settled.
Now go die in a fire, you worthless sack of ghetto trash filth.
Thatisall.