…Herr Reichsgerichtsrat Holder and our Beloved Führer, Barack the Bastard’s act of war continues to bear wholly expected fruit as more and more of the guns they sold to Mexican drug lords show up at more and more crime scenes.

Three more weapons from Fast and Furious have turned up at crime scenes in Mexico, CBS News has learned, as the toll from the controversial federal operation grows.

According to Justice Department tracing documents obtained by CBS News, all three guns are WASR-10 762-caliber Romanian rifles. Two were purchased by Fast and Furious suspect Uriel Patino in May and July of 2010. Sean Steward, who was convicted on gun charges in July 2012, purchased a third. The rifles were traced yesterday to the Lone Wolf gun shop in Glendale, Ariz.

During Fast and Furious and similar operations, federal agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) encouraged the Lone Wolf and other gun stores to sell massive amounts of weapons to questionable purchasers who allegedly trafficked them Mexican drug cartels.


1) Make sure to deliver massive amounts of weapons with no means of tracking them to murderous drug lords
2) ???
3) Profit!

Or something like that. Our most sincere apologies to any actual Underwear Gnomes reading this.

An estimated 1,400 guns are still on the street or unaccounted for.

But not to worry. They’ll eventually turn up next to steaming piles of murdered Mexicans. We’ll have them all rounded up one day. Meanwhile, Reichsgerichtsrat Holder and Barack the Bastard will continue to block any and all investigation into the fact.

We have to congratulate Sharyl Attkisson of CBS for her continued coverage of this issue that the entirety of the rest of the OgabeMedia are curiously uninterested in talking about at all. At least there are some reporters out there willing to do some, you know, reporting.

We predict that the pussified GOP will respond by launching another 7,289 hearings, committees and sternly worded statements aimed at achieving absolutely nothing. Other than making sure that you idiot rubes keep believing that they are actually going to do anything about it enough that you’ll turn out in droves to vote for them in ’14. While Weepy Boner cries salty, bitter orange tears, telling us that no, this isn’t the hill to fight on either, but the NEXT issue to come up they’ll really, REALLY fight about. Honestly. Swearsies!

Fuck them all, let it burn.


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