Just when you think that Moochelle cant get any lower….

Michelle Obama to release rap album

Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, and Miley Cyrus aren’t the only stars readying albums for the new season; First Lady Michelle Obama is as well. Today it was announced that Ms Obama’s Let’s Move! campaign will release an album titled Songs for a Healthier America next month. The 19-song compilation touts the virtues of healthy living and features song titles like U R What You Eat, Veggie Luv and the slightly less emphatic We Like Vegetables.

Thats for the unwashed commoners, of course….God forbid that the Anointed One’s spouse be subjected to such plain fare.

Inaugural luncheon 2013.

First Course.

Steamed Lobster with New England Clam Chowder Sauce
Sautéed Spinach
Sweet Potato Hay

Second Course:

Hickory-Grilled Bison with Red Potato Horseradish Cake
Butternut Squash Purée
Baby Golden Beets and Green Beans
Strawberry Preserve and Red Cabbage

Third Course:

Hudson Valley Apple Pie with Sour Cream Ice Cream
Artisan Cheeses

Wines:

Tierce Finger Lakes Dry Riesling (2010)
Korbel Natural, Special Inaugural Cuvée California Champagne
Bedell Cellars Merlot (2009)