Because we can trust them, they’re so much betterer than us, and how dare we question those intellectual giants who obviously have access to information that us mere rubes would not even begin to comprehend? Shut up!
Mary Landrieu, (D-Retard), states that South Dakota borders on Canada.
Apparently North Dakota just up and disappeared, or maybe moose-riding Canadian vigilantes covertly invaded and took over North Dakota.
What is obviously not the case is that Mary Landrieu (D-Subsentient) could somehow be wrong about anything. She’s the government, after all.