The KosTards are apparently up in arms because the GOP are proposing that workers on strike shouldn’t be able to receive food stamps, calling it “starving the Childurn™” or something.

Let’s get something clear here: It has always, and will always be the policy of His Imperial Majesty to help those who cannot help themselves. Operative word “cannot.”

We think that we, and everybody on this site, have proved that enough times in the past to render any argument on that subject moot and, quite frankly, insulting and ridiculous.


Anybody who will not help themselves can go fuck themselves sixteen ways from Sunday as far as we’re concerned.

If you have the ability AND the opportunity to go earn a paycheck, yet choose to not do so for whatever selfish reason you might pick, we don’t give a flying FUCK if you end up sucking worms for your sustenance while living in a cardboard box.

Let us make this even clearer: You do NOT have a “right” to help from anybody. And if you’re in a situation where you CHOOSE not to help yourself, in SPITE of being both willing and able with an opportunity at hand, you don’t even fucking DESERVE to get any help. Why? Because you’re a useless, worthless, egotistical fucking loafer who would do all of us a favor by just killing yourself.

And your family would be better off too. At least it would give them the chance to find somebody who ISN’T an utter piece of selfish, narcissistic shit with no sense of responsibility.

That’ll be enough to make you president, as we’ve all learned by now, but it doesn’t make you a worthwhile use of oxygen.


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By Emperor Misha I

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