His Imperial Majesty just loves the shit out of this Gallup poll about the general population’s trust in the Ogabe Steno Pool.

That’s right. Gallup, an organization not exactly known for making things look up for conservatives, the “Justice” Department of the Ogabe Junta having threatened them with a lawsuit for not being sufficiently worshipful of Teh One™ may have something to do with that, is reporting that close to 2/3s of Americans think that the mediots are full of shit.

Yet the Eeyores on our side will relentlessly tell us that all is lost because the latest mediot poll shows that Ogabe is going to win re-election in a landslide.

Old Eeyore meme: We’re right, but the relentless power of the Ogabe Steno Pool means that we’ll never get our message out because the masses believe everything the Ogabe Steno Pool says.

New Eeyore meme: Nobody believes a word the Ogabe Steno Pool is saying, but that doesn’t matter because nobody is watching them anyway.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHH… We’re all going to die, we might as well welcome our new overlords!

Fuck you, cowards, fuck you good and hard.

Meanwhile, let’s all of us who AREN’T Eeyores go all out to destroy our enemy.

Who’s with us?


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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