Because it’s Schiller, Schiller Night

With a modest dose of sweet, sweet Schadenfreude thrown in for good measure, because few things please us more than seeing socialists kicked in their shriveled genitalia. Few things indeed. Watching them frogmarched to the edge of a freshly dug ditch, made to kneel facing it and being shot in the back of their disgusting, thieving heads would be one of those things that we cherish more.

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Sorry. His Imperial Majesty had to take a smoke break after that wonderful visual.

Anyway, as we’re sure you’re all already aware, Good Old O’Keefe™ has been at it again, this time exposing the socialist swine of NPR for what they are. His first scalp was one Ron Schiller who, if it’s any consolation to him at all, finally managed to do something that would make anybody but his mother notice his useless existence, got shit-canned from National Palestinian Radio after uttering the following when he thought nobody was watching:

the Tea Party people aren’t “just Islamaphobic, but really xenophobic, I mean basically they are, they believe in sort of white, middle-America gun-toting. I mean, it’s scary. They’re seriously racist, racist people.”

He also stated, for the record, what we already know that liberal fascists think of themselves:

“In my personal opinion, liberals today might be more educated, fair and balanced than conservatives,”

It’s heartening to know that a “fair and unbiased”, “professional”, “news” outfit like NPR has executives like that, especially when our tax dollars are wasted funding them. It’s like FDR imposing a special tax to payroll Lord Haw-Haw and Tokyo Rose.

Not that there’s any surprise there. This is exactly how leftist swine think about the part of the population that aren’t them which, at last count, was about 80% of the people who fund their propaganda at IRS gunpoint.

You fiddy2ers might want to make a note of that, since at least 3/5ths of you fall into that category. Don’t you feel wonderful having voted for a Socialist Fascist-in-Chief whose brownshirts think that highly of you?

One thing you can say about us Evil, Right-Wing, Imperialist Hate-Baggers is that we won’t pretend to like you if we feel that you’re utter, worthless scum. Some of us even take particular delight in letting you know just how useless you are to humanity. At least we don’t blow smoke up your arses and then stab you in the back.

So Ron Schiller, as is always the case when socialist swine get caught saying what they really mean in public, got kicked out in a desperate attempt from NPR to save some face:

“We are appalled by the comments made by Ron Schiller in the video, which are contrary to what NPR stands for.

Which, translated from socialist speak, means “we’re appalled that one of our brownshirts got caught expressing the opinions we’ve always held at NPR, so we’re going to fire him in a last-ditch attempt to make you rubes think that we really give a shit.”

Schiller was then, allegedly, going to work for the Aspen Institute, some outfit that we have no knowledge of, nor any desire to waste our time with, but found out the true meaning of Damaged Goods™ shortly thereafter:

Aspen Institute communications director Jim Spiegelman says in an e-mail: “Ron Schiller has informed us that, in light of the controversy surrounding his recent statements, he does not feel that it’s in the best interests of the Aspen Institute for him to come work here.”

He “voluntarily resigned” a position that he hadn’t even gotten yet? Now that’s impressive! Oh well, we suppose we’ll have to dig out the old “Socialist Shit to English” translator again:

“We told Ron Schiller that he, considering his demonstration of what we liberal fascists really think about the people who pay our bills, was about as welcome here as an outbreak of Ebola, so he offered to “resign” a position he didn’t have rather than being known publicly to be less popular than genital herpes.”

But does the fun end here? Not by a long shot. Vivian Schiller (no relations), the shrieking, leftist hag CEO for National Pubic Radio (no typo) who was formerly known for firing Juan Williams for stating what everybody feels in public, got the boot next.

“It is with deep regret with the hope that you idiot taxpayers quit paying attention that I tell you that the NPR Board of Directors has accepted the resignation of shit-canned Vivian Schiller as President and CEO of NPR, effective immediately.

“The Board accepted her resignation [decided to kick her out] with understanding [hoping to save what’s left of our propaganda outfit], genuine regret [that she got caught], and great respect for [hoping that you’ll forget] her leadership of NPR these past two years.

“Vivian brought vision and energy to this organization. She led NPR back from the enormous economic challenges of the previous two years [to the public teat so we wouldn’t have to make a product that anybody would actually want to pay for.] She was passionately committed to NPR’s mission [to brainwash the American people with mindless liberal fascist propaganda], and to stations [other parasitic propaganda outlets] and NPR working collaboratively as a local-national news network [lockstep, mindless propaganda arm of the Ogabe regime].

The Imperial Translator seems to have gotten to the above quote. It works marvelously too, doesn’t it?

Does it get any better than this? We hope so, because we’re positively gorging ourselves on popcorn here!

Thatisall.