This dreck was in my mailbox at 1507 today. Seems Ryan scared some piss and vinegar into the dope addled minds of our delightful retards at MorOn.org.
Dear MoveOn member,
Breaking news: Mitt Romney just picked tea party hero Paul Ryan as his running mate. And Romney may have just committed political suicide.
Was Bain involved? Did Mittens fire himself and give himself cancer like he did that poor Soptic woman?
Paul Ryan is the author of the most extreme right-wing budget ever proposed in Congress.
That’s one more than Dingy Harry and Ear Leader have to their credit.
He wants to dismantle Medicare, privatize Social Security, and cut taxes for millionaires while raising taxes on the middle class.1
Yda yada blah blah. And he pushes little old ladies in wheelchairs over cliffs too! We have the video!
Simply put, the policies Paul Ryan stands for are politically toxic.
…to the Socialist Utopia of Next Tuesday:&trade.
But here’s the thing:
And here’s my thing. Want a hint as to what you can do it with it?
Paul Ryan isn’t just a extremist—
Like Our Beloved Ear Leader! (P.S. Shouldn’t that be aN extremist? Just askin’ is’ all?)
he’s young, smart, and charming.
Unlike Ear Leader.
The media constantly describe him as looking like “the boy next door.” He’s the ultimate wolf in sheep’s clothing.
And even worse than judging him on his superficial looks, like how we elected Ogabe, Ryan is actually good with a budget. And he has *gasp* principles, conservative principles!! Oh NOES!!!!1!! eleventy.
The next ten days are crucial to make sure the American people understand the truth about Paul Ryan.
Skin me alive and call me luggage, every fucking day is crucial to you hyperventilating mewling pussies. Take a fucking quaalude already you spaz.
We’re launching an emergency “Paul Ryan is Wrong For America” campaign, but we need to raise $200,000 this weekend to make it happen.
And I’m launching a giant Obama. Wanna help me wipe my Biden?
Sure thing skippy, but it ain’t gonna be the “truth” as you know it.
Here’s the plan:
You do your best Linda Blair pea soup imitation while I read you the Ryan budget?
- We’ll hold protests everywhere Romney and Ryan go this week, and we’ve got an ambitious plan to hand out over 1 million pink slips to voters to show how many jobs the Romney-Ryan ticket would cost us.
Oh noes!!! They used bullet points!!! Where’s the civility! BTW, send me a few of those pink slips, hopefully ones made out to IRS employees, I still gotta wipe my Biden after the Obama I just took.
- We’re going to share stories from Paul Ryan’s actual constituents who know best what he’s all about—including one woman who was unemployed, facing large medical bills, and literally camped out for a week in front of Paul Ryan’s office because he refused to meet with her. She’s still waiting for her meeting.
To Dream The Impossible Dream… Note that she was unemployed. She’s a full time employee of MorOn now.
- We’re putting together a wave of super-sharable videos, photos, and Facebook posts that we can use to tell people about Paul Ryan via social media. For starters there’s an unbelievable clip of Glenn Beck calling Paul Ryan his “soul mate.”2
“Supe-sharable”. They’re the chlamydia of politics.
I’m so excited to put this plan into action.
I’m squealing with girlish glee!!
If we can pull it off,
Here, pull this off.
this could hurt the Romney campaign the way the Sarah Palin debacle hurt John McCain.
Keep believing that bong water induced fantasy dumbass. Palin is the only reason McLame got the votes he did.
We can’t count on the media to tell the truth. It’s up to us to set the record straight.
Well, you’re half right.
Thanks for all you do.
–Justin, Tate, Laura, Julia, and the rest of the
Go suck start a shotgun already.