Apparently discussing the meaning of the Constitution and/or changing it is all the rage these days, so His Imperial Majesty decided to see if any of it all had merit.

Now, since His Imperial Majesty much reveres our Empire’s Constitution, he decided that the best way to start with a proposal for amending it would be to dig it out and use it as a foundation. Keep the good, out with the bad and all that. So we started with the Bill of Rights.

“I. Congress shall make no law…”

And it struck us: There, that’s IT! That’s all we need. Five words, end of story, problem fixed. We can level DC, plow it down with salt and pave it over for use as a parking lot.

No more Porkulus, no more OgabeCare, no more RINOs “losing more slowly” while still moving us in the exact same direction as the Democrat Socialists, no more Louisiana Purchases and Cornhusker Kickbacks, no more ballooning deficits.

Five words.

That’s all we need.

Pure genius. But, then again, there’s a reason we’re the Emperor.


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By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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